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floor_inspector

♠ 009

Nov 16, 2009 16:49

Great sainted jumping monkeys!

Wh-when did all these people get here?

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big_whoop November 16 2009, 22:45:59 UTC

Hmm. I'd say, I dunno, 9, 10 Pacific Standard Time? It's hard to say.

Boy, I remember me without a beard. Can't say I miss those days.

floor_inspector November 16 2009, 22:51:10 UTC

I think I'd look good with a b-wait, what? Oh, gee, my head hurts.

big_whoop November 16 2009, 22:54:35 UTC

Trust me, beards are the wave of the future. It's important to cultivate a proper Mighty Pirate (tm) image to go with your Mighty Pirate (tm) reputation, after all.

Of course, this is all obviously a grog-induced intoxication hallucination, so I suppose there's not much of a point to giving advice to myself, but hey!

floor_inspector November 16 2009, 22:57:30 UTC

But you don't seem ANYTHING like a Mighty Pirate! More like a flooring inspector...

big_whoop November 16 2009, 22:59:21 UTC

Yeah, I get that a lot. But trust me. After defeating the evil Demon Zombie Pirate LeChuck four times (and making a reasonable attempt at a fifth before getting snagged by a kleptomaniac Demon Lord), I think it's safe to say I can assume that title free of charge.

floor_inspector November 16 2009, 23:00:31 UTC

You couldn't have done that! I blew LeChuck into a thousand tiny pieces!

big_whoop November 16 2009, 23:01:58 UTC

Yeah, you're gonna find he's got a really bad habit of coming back when he's least wanted. Like, well, anytime, really. I guess you still got that little souvenir, then?

floor_inspector November 16 2009, 23:04:20 UTC

I've got his beard hair braided around my wrist.

big_whoop November 16 2009, 23:06:37 UTC

Yeah, word of advice: You run into a bullying, mean-faced jerk in control of an island who just happens to be a former employee of LeChuck? You might wanna keep that bit to yourself if he should doubt your mighty accomplishment in the course of your systematically humiliating him in order to break his tyrannical hold over the populace. Just a suggestion.

floor_inspector November 16 2009, 23:08:40 UTC

I can't promise I'll try but I'll TRY to try.

Hey, if you're me, whatever happens with Elaine?

big_whoop November 16 2009, 23:09:48 UTC

We're MARRIED to her. Ha HA.

floor_inspector November 16 2009, 23:11:02 UTC

.....Is that a good thing or a bad thing?

big_whoop November 17 2009, 07:12:30 UTC

Mostly good, but, uh, watch that right hook.

floor_inspector November 17 2009, 07:35:47 UTC

...Also the shin-kicking.

Why do I love her?

big_whoop November 18 2009, 03:55:16 UTC

Because she's the most smoking hot tomato in the Caribbean and surprisingly low maintenance for someone with an odd penchant for getting kidnapped by malevolent undead pirate kings?

floor_inspector November 18 2009, 07:58:22 UTC

And she came back.

When I was thrown into the ocean, she came back. Not many other people like being around me for much longer than five minutes.

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