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[floor_inspector]

So, if that Luffy guy, or whatever, is gone, does that mean I get to be the new Pirate King?

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[threesword]

Only if you can get it from the rest of his crew first.

[floor_inspector]

Lame!

I deserve the title!

that icon keyword make me want to sing songs~

[threesword]

What makes you think that?

[floor_inspector]

I beat the greatest swordsman in the Caribbean and found the treasure of Melee Island!

[threesword]

Don't know anything about that, but you'll have to beat the best swordsman in Discedo - along with the rest of the crew - if you even want to consider the title.

[floor_inspector]

Ever been to Hell?

[threesword]

I was sailing through it before I came to this place.

[floor_inspector]

I walked through it and defeated the demon pirate and his cadaverous crew!

Hell! Literally Hell! Fire, brimstone, tormented souls trapped in the walls, faces and organs growing out of rocks-actually, it was a little terrifying, but...

[threesword]

Terrifying? Sounds like fun to me.

[floor_inspector]

It stops being fun after about the third or fourth day of being lost in the Caverns of Meat...

[threesword]

Sounds like the type of cavern Luffy'd want to be stuck in for days.

[floor_inspector]

He'd want to be lost in caverns that breathe, ooze puss, and have eyeballs and faces growing out of the walls? And hearts in the ceiling?

I'm a mighty pirate, your leader was just sick!

[threesword]

You said "meat." Besides, sounds like an adventure.

Sick? Probably. Crazy? Without a doubt. But he's our captain and a goddamn good pirate.

[floor_inspector]

I'm a great pirate! Join me and we'll set sail out of this festering stink hole of no good, deadbeat transients.

Once I finish building a ship, anyway.

[threesword]

There's only one captain I answer to - and one crew I sail with.

[floor_inspector]

Why are crews always so difficult to gather? Honestly...