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I think that the man who owns the building where I work did a crazy thing. He now has all of these magazines in order to entertain the people in waiting. Those magazines are just so stupid in the first place you know mostly this celeb is doing what not and who ever while adopting every child. So these are the people who are innocent until proven guilty. And I believe that for the most part but I mean we keep the bathroom under lock and key so that the ppl waiting for their law consultation won't still the TP! lil do they know the lil sweet social worker is the one to look out for! Anywhoo there was a freaking sports illustrated SWIM SUIT EDITION!!!! What the fuck! Just lying on top of the coffee table. The cover has a girl you know kinda pulling off her bikini bottoms and her breasts are plunging out of her top. And inside is so much worse. What those suits have to do with sports I have no clue. But even the advertisements in the book are geared to this issue. Like the green female m and m is just a milk chocolate circle in the water or on the sand or something holding her green covering over her roundish body. then the 1st advertisement in the whole thing is like this woman in a bathing suit covered in sand rolling on the ground and you open a flap and it says whenever u can, use less. And it's for a hybrid car!!!!! Like what!! Use less clothing and less gas! Omg! A direct TV adds called the coucha sutra! All these lil cartoons pretty much of dudes sitting on couches with girls with title like the play boy and the combo plate...a guy with 2 girls on each side. The handful 1 guy and 3 girls all kinda touching sensually. I mean come on for the waiting room!!! i counted like 3 times u could see a girls nipples and the coloration. and the like best attraction of the issue is that at the end all the models featured like get that skin paint thing and are just totally naked but wearing paint. sports illustrated is like main streaming porn. I dunno why but today this really bothered me. I have a hard time figuring out how I feel about porn in general like liberating or oppressive. not for everyone else but to me. I dunno. anyhow I requested that the magazine be removed from the lobby and they were more than happy to do so. I am gonna keep it and give it to some future fmla officer for love your body poster making time.