hehe. I'd love if I got this customer rather than the anally retentive vegetarians who insist you change your gloves if you've even thought about meat today.
I actually got a woman once who was ordering for herself and someone else(a coworker I assume). she got herself a veggie sub, and with a little wave of her hand ordered 'something with meat' for her friend, adding 'I don't care what's on it, I'm a vegetarian!' and uh, would he like salad on that? 'oh no, he's not a vegetarian like me. just meat! I don't care what he wants, because it's not vegetarian.'
and people wonder why I have a grudge against noisy vegetarians :/
also WHY AM I STILL AWAKE AT THIS HOUR??