You know you're from Levittown when... (Stole it from Joey)
-Instead of taking down the christmas lights, you just unplug them until next year.
-You ditch your old truck tires in the "krik."
-You actually miss the old shopping center.
-You stopped going to 7-11 when "the Indians took over."
-You know exactly to the minute when the mailman arrives.
-Your sister is a stripper and your brother is a meth chemist.
-You know who "Mr. Levittown" is.
-You go to the St. Mike's fair every year to see how fat your ex's are now.
-Any schwag is referred to as "Levittown Brown"
-You've raced someone on the Parkway.
-You'll drive 10 miles to Styer's every fall just to get apple cider.
-You NEVER walk on the sidewalk.
-You run the lawnmower over the grass growing out of your driveway and sidewalk cracks.
-You have at least one rippled window in your house.
-You'll wait a half hour in line at the Dairy Delite rather than patronize the chain store across the street.
-You start giving directions with "you know where the Paso Doble is?"
-You've mastered navagating 5 Points but the Jersey circles still throw you for a loop.
-The neighborhood block party is watching someone's house burn down.
-You ditch your old truck tires in the "krik."
-You actually miss the old shopping center.
-You stopped going to 7-11 when "the Indians took over."
-You know exactly to the minute when the mailman arrives.
-Your sister is a stripper and your brother is a meth chemist.
-You know who "Mr. Levittown" is.
-You go to the St. Mike's fair every year to see how fat your ex's are now.
-Any schwag is referred to as "Levittown Brown"
-You've raced someone on the Parkway.
-You'll drive 10 miles to Styer's every fall just to get apple cider.
-You NEVER walk on the sidewalk.
-You run the lawnmower over the grass growing out of your driveway and sidewalk cracks.
-You have at least one rippled window in your house.
-You'll wait a half hour in line at the Dairy Delite rather than patronize the chain store across the street.
-You start giving directions with "you know where the Paso Doble is?"
-You've mastered navagating 5 Points but the Jersey circles still throw you for a loop.
-The neighborhood block party is watching someone's house burn down.