Someone should probably shoot me...I'm watching Laguna Beach
1. You are in the Witness Protection Program and must invent a new first, last, and middle name. What's your new name?
If I really was in the WPP, I would pick something plain and common so I would be harder to find, like Elizabeth Marie Smith. If I wasn't afraid of being found, I would pick something more fun and exciting like Anneliese Ariella O'Riley
2. You are in a threesome with two famous people, alive or dead (hopefully they're at least alive in the fantasy).
Hmm...maybe Tyson Ritter and Ralph Fiennes (yeah, he's kinda old, but he's a total hottie and he's awesome.) Like NeeNee, there are people I'd rather not share (like Rivers Cuomo and Matt Damon.)
3. You are in charge of naming your new band. What's the name of the band?
It would probably depend on the genre of the band. Slutty McStankerson would be a cool band name.
4. You are going to get a free tattoo. What and where is it?
A four-leaf clover on my hip.
5. You are being forced to listen to one song over and over, ad infinitum, as a form of torture. What song is it?
Hmm...I pretty much do this all the time anyway, so probably "Tiny Dancer" or "Landed" by Ben Folds (I like his a little more than Elton John's) Bush's "Glycerine" or "Hey There Delilah" by the Plain White T's.
6. You are leaving your state/province. What state do you move to?
New York, Massachussetts or Washington...because I'd like to move to NYC, Boston or Seattle.
7. You are leaving your country. Where would you move to?
England, Canada or France. Although I could handle most European countries...it would just be better for me to live somewhere that speaks English or French, like me.
8. You get to choose one book as the best ever written. What book do you choose?
The da Vinci Code...best book ever.
9. You get to choose one movie as the best ever made. What movie do you choose?
My favorite movie is most definitely not the best movie ever made. I'd pick The Wizard of Oz or Casablanca.
10. You get to spend one day each as a bird, an insect, and a mammal. What bird would you be? What insect? What mammal?
I would be a penguin (so cute!) a butterfly and a giraffe, puppy or dolphin.
11. You must choose to go blind or go deaf?
I'd rather be neither, but I'd rather be blind than deaf. I wouldn't be able to live without hearing music. Plus my hearing's better than my eyesight anyway.
12. You must relive one year of your life. Which would you least like to relive? Which would you most like to relive?
Well, I'd probably least like to relive any year from 6-17, so I'd rather relive the year I was three or this year.
13. You have a time machine that will take you backwards anywhere from 1800 to the present. What decade do you most want to visit?
Probably the 50s or the 80s.
14. You must choose to go skydiving or very-deep-sea diving?
Skydiving...it's probably safer. You get a parachute, and you can't get the bends. Plus there's plenty of air.
15. You get to return to the past (using that handy dandy time machine we were talking about before) and have a sexual encounter with a rock star who is no longer alive. Who do you pick?
Someone who isn't alive? Um...a young Frank Sinatra? Does he count as a rock star?
16. You get to be a contestant on any game show, airing today or in the past. What show do you want to be on?
Match Game (excellent choice NeeNee, I must agree.) Or maybe The Price Is Right (before Bob Barker quits) or possibly Supermarket Sweep.
17. You are given $1 million dollars but you must give it all to one charity. What charity do you choose?
American Humane Society or World Wildlife Fund...something for animals.
18. You must ban one word from the dictionary and all usage, to be no longer uttered or written. What word do you ban?
"Crunk." I fucking hate that word.
19. You can have 100 million dollars tax free but if you take it, you'll die at the age of fifty. Do you take it?
No...I wouldn't want to die for at least another 30 years.
If I really was in the WPP, I would pick something plain and common so I would be harder to find, like Elizabeth Marie Smith. If I wasn't afraid of being found, I would pick something more fun and exciting like Anneliese Ariella O'Riley
2. You are in a threesome with two famous people, alive or dead (hopefully they're at least alive in the fantasy).
Hmm...maybe Tyson Ritter and Ralph Fiennes (yeah, he's kinda old, but he's a total hottie and he's awesome.) Like NeeNee, there are people I'd rather not share (like Rivers Cuomo and Matt Damon.)
3. You are in charge of naming your new band. What's the name of the band?
It would probably depend on the genre of the band. Slutty McStankerson would be a cool band name.
4. You are going to get a free tattoo. What and where is it?
A four-leaf clover on my hip.
5. You are being forced to listen to one song over and over, ad infinitum, as a form of torture. What song is it?
Hmm...I pretty much do this all the time anyway, so probably "Tiny Dancer" or "Landed" by Ben Folds (I like his a little more than Elton John's) Bush's "Glycerine" or "Hey There Delilah" by the Plain White T's.
6. You are leaving your state/province. What state do you move to?
New York, Massachussetts or Washington...because I'd like to move to NYC, Boston or Seattle.
7. You are leaving your country. Where would you move to?
England, Canada or France. Although I could handle most European countries...it would just be better for me to live somewhere that speaks English or French, like me.
8. You get to choose one book as the best ever written. What book do you choose?
The da Vinci Code...best book ever.
9. You get to choose one movie as the best ever made. What movie do you choose?
My favorite movie is most definitely not the best movie ever made. I'd pick The Wizard of Oz or Casablanca.
10. You get to spend one day each as a bird, an insect, and a mammal. What bird would you be? What insect? What mammal?
I would be a penguin (so cute!) a butterfly and a giraffe, puppy or dolphin.
11. You must choose to go blind or go deaf?
I'd rather be neither, but I'd rather be blind than deaf. I wouldn't be able to live without hearing music. Plus my hearing's better than my eyesight anyway.
12. You must relive one year of your life. Which would you least like to relive? Which would you most like to relive?
Well, I'd probably least like to relive any year from 6-17, so I'd rather relive the year I was three or this year.
13. You have a time machine that will take you backwards anywhere from 1800 to the present. What decade do you most want to visit?
Probably the 50s or the 80s.
14. You must choose to go skydiving or very-deep-sea diving?
Skydiving...it's probably safer. You get a parachute, and you can't get the bends. Plus there's plenty of air.
15. You get to return to the past (using that handy dandy time machine we were talking about before) and have a sexual encounter with a rock star who is no longer alive. Who do you pick?
Someone who isn't alive? Um...a young Frank Sinatra? Does he count as a rock star?
16. You get to be a contestant on any game show, airing today or in the past. What show do you want to be on?
Match Game (excellent choice NeeNee, I must agree.) Or maybe The Price Is Right (before Bob Barker quits) or possibly Supermarket Sweep.
17. You are given $1 million dollars but you must give it all to one charity. What charity do you choose?
American Humane Society or World Wildlife Fund...something for animals.
18. You must ban one word from the dictionary and all usage, to be no longer uttered or written. What word do you ban?
"Crunk." I fucking hate that word.
19. You can have 100 million dollars tax free but if you take it, you'll die at the age of fifty. Do you take it?
No...I wouldn't want to die for at least another 30 years.