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[floatyspells]

I am never pulling one those Wizard Crackers again. Anyone want a Gingerbread Man? Or half of one? Or... Crumples of a few?

Comments

[wandandsword]

I want some! Did you have a gingerbread man accident?

[floatyspells]

Define accident.

[wandandsword]

Well, normally I'd think it was an accident in making them, but after seeing all the things that have happened thanks to those wizard crackers, I don't think that's the case.

[floatyspells]

Then no, I didn't make them. They came from the crackers.

[wandandsword]

Is there something weird about them?

[floatyspells]

They were moving, and crawling all over me.

[wandandsword]

Are they still moving now?

[floatyspells]

No, I've been breaking them in half and smashing them to get them to stop.

[wandandsword]

Ah, I see. There's no way to make friends with them and ask them to stop?

[floatyspells]

They can't speak, so I don't really see how.

[wandandsword]

That's too bad. They still taste like normal gingerbread, though, right?

[floatyspells]

Yeah, they're pretty normal if you ignore the moving and crawling.

[wandandsword]

As long as they're still delicious! I'll take a few off your hands.

[floatyspells]

Thanks.