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In disgusting, yet not-so-recent news...
Have I mentioned my roommate has only one pair of socks? Well, at least she DID before the Christmas break. See, her explanation is this: She doesn't like socks.
...
Ya.
So anyways, she puts them on when she goes out..then takes them off when she comes home. Rinse and repeat. Oh except minus the rinse, because oh ya she's just got the one pair so it makes multiple appearances each day. Every day.
But oh no - Unforeseen problem. They got worn out and now have holes in them!!
So, what is her solution?
STEAL SOME SOCKS. From the laundry room. And to rub that shunning of sock convention in a bit more, one sock is black and the other is white.
I hope to God she brought some back with her when she came back here.
Inspired by the rage building inside me due to the fact that she's sitting right beside my wall giggling insanely at that completely unfunny woman on Video on Trial with the lisp, and that the giggling sounds like a horse/hyena hybrid on helium with a hot poker shoved up its ass.
Have I mentioned my roommate has only one pair of socks? Well, at least she DID before the Christmas break. See, her explanation is this: She doesn't like socks.
...
Ya.
So anyways, she puts them on when she goes out..then takes them off when she comes home. Rinse and repeat. Oh except minus the rinse, because oh ya she's just got the one pair so it makes multiple appearances each day. Every day.
But oh no - Unforeseen problem. They got worn out and now have holes in them!!
So, what is her solution?
STEAL SOME SOCKS. From the laundry room. And to rub that shunning of sock convention in a bit more, one sock is black and the other is white.
I hope to God she brought some back with her when she came back here.
Inspired by the rage building inside me due to the fact that she's sitting right beside my wall giggling insanely at that completely unfunny woman on Video on Trial with the lisp, and that the giggling sounds like a horse/hyena hybrid on helium with a hot poker shoved up its ass.