(no subject)
14. The Hulk vs. The Russian in the Alps (No prep)
The Russian is pretty strong. The Hulk is THE STRONGEST ONE THERE IS!!! The russian doesn't even make it more than 2 seconds before the hulk tosses him all the way to Norway.
Winner: Hulk
15. Wonder Woman vs. The Scarlett Witch Near a plane wih the propeller going. (Prep time)
(Remember we're talking consistent prime here) Wanada casts all her buffing spells, and the fight begins however it's only a matter of time before wonder woman proves to fast, too strong, too tough and too cunning for The Witch and wanda gets choked out in short order magic lasso.
Winner: Wonder Woman
16. Marv vs. Captain Marvel (DC) on Hulk Hogan's back (No Prep)
JAB, JAB, JAB! RIGHT HOOK!! UPPERCUT!! And they ALL connect SOLID! Unfortunately now Marv's hands are pretty much lumpy skin bags full of pulpy blood and broken bones. Batson does the right thing and brings good ole Marv to the hospital
Winner: Captain Marvel
17. Reed Richards vs. Guts in an Amusement Park (Prep Time)
Reed turns the ferris wheel into a device that knocks out anyone with a grossly oversized sword. Guts is down for the count.
Winner: Professor Richards
18. Prometheus vs. Jean Gray on the Hoover Damn. (No Prep)
While prometheus is sticking in his "toal awesomeness" Cd in his little helmet, Jean levitates 5000 gallons of water over his head and smashes him like a bug.
Winner: Jean Gray
19. Gladiator vs. Sinestro in Stalingrad 1942 (Prep Time)
Sinestro enlists several thousand of the meanest most ruthless mercenary Nazi's and commies the world has ever seen with promises of wealth and power beyond their wildest dreams. Sinestro then creates a GIANT suit of yellow power armor, a reserve army of 500 yellow robo-warriors, and at least a dozen giant yellow boxing gloves, baseball bats, giant tongs, and bubbles. Sinestro is READY! The fight starts and gladiator plows through the army, smashes the robo-warriors like kindling, the baseball bats and boxing gloves bounce off of gladiator's mohawk ineffictively. A certain 80 foot tall suit of yellow armor with a big headed pink alien in the middle then gets suplexed into the middle of a munitioins stockpile and Sinestro is gone forever.
Winner: Gladiator
20. Jenny Spark vs. Swmp Thing in the jungle (No prep)
Terrain for the win! Swamp thing cares not for lightning! Three poisonous tree fall on Sparks and she is OUTA THERE! (and she takes 3d8 DEX damage just for good meassure, fucking poison)
Winner: Swamp Thing
21. Batman vs. NFL Superpro in a Synagogue made entirely out of chocolate (Prep time)
Batman "prepares" by taking out his Bat-steroid-neutralizer. Super pro goes for a tackle and takes a shot of spray in the face, the juice breaks loose, and Bats breaks superpro's back.
Winner: Batman
The Russian is pretty strong. The Hulk is THE STRONGEST ONE THERE IS!!! The russian doesn't even make it more than 2 seconds before the hulk tosses him all the way to Norway.
Winner: Hulk
15. Wonder Woman vs. The Scarlett Witch Near a plane wih the propeller going. (Prep time)
(Remember we're talking consistent prime here) Wanada casts all her buffing spells, and the fight begins however it's only a matter of time before wonder woman proves to fast, too strong, too tough and too cunning for The Witch and wanda gets choked out in short order magic lasso.
Winner: Wonder Woman
16. Marv vs. Captain Marvel (DC) on Hulk Hogan's back (No Prep)
JAB, JAB, JAB! RIGHT HOOK!! UPPERCUT!! And they ALL connect SOLID! Unfortunately now Marv's hands are pretty much lumpy skin bags full of pulpy blood and broken bones. Batson does the right thing and brings good ole Marv to the hospital
Winner: Captain Marvel
17. Reed Richards vs. Guts in an Amusement Park (Prep Time)
Reed turns the ferris wheel into a device that knocks out anyone with a grossly oversized sword. Guts is down for the count.
Winner: Professor Richards
18. Prometheus vs. Jean Gray on the Hoover Damn. (No Prep)
While prometheus is sticking in his "toal awesomeness" Cd in his little helmet, Jean levitates 5000 gallons of water over his head and smashes him like a bug.
Winner: Jean Gray
19. Gladiator vs. Sinestro in Stalingrad 1942 (Prep Time)
Sinestro enlists several thousand of the meanest most ruthless mercenary Nazi's and commies the world has ever seen with promises of wealth and power beyond their wildest dreams. Sinestro then creates a GIANT suit of yellow power armor, a reserve army of 500 yellow robo-warriors, and at least a dozen giant yellow boxing gloves, baseball bats, giant tongs, and bubbles. Sinestro is READY! The fight starts and gladiator plows through the army, smashes the robo-warriors like kindling, the baseball bats and boxing gloves bounce off of gladiator's mohawk ineffictively. A certain 80 foot tall suit of yellow armor with a big headed pink alien in the middle then gets suplexed into the middle of a munitioins stockpile and Sinestro is gone forever.
Winner: Gladiator
20. Jenny Spark vs. Swmp Thing in the jungle (No prep)
Terrain for the win! Swamp thing cares not for lightning! Three poisonous tree fall on Sparks and she is OUTA THERE! (and she takes 3d8 DEX damage just for good meassure, fucking poison)
Winner: Swamp Thing
21. Batman vs. NFL Superpro in a Synagogue made entirely out of chocolate (Prep time)
Batman "prepares" by taking out his Bat-steroid-neutralizer. Super pro goes for a tackle and takes a shot of spray in the face, the juice breaks loose, and Bats breaks superpro's back.
Winner: Batman