Fic: Bones vs. Leonard

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Title: Bones vs. Leonard
Pairing: Bones/Kirk
Rating: PG-13 'cause Kirk has a pottymouth
Summary: Ripped from the prompt - 5 times Jim screamed "BONES" and the 1 time he screamed "LEONARD".  This one's extremely short.

1.

"BONES! Where the hell are my shoes?"

2.

"Bones! Watch the guy on your - yeah, that one. Nice right hook."

3.

"Bones, gimme back my beer!"

4.

"Bones, would you fuckin' stop stabbing me with those damn things!?"

5.

"Ohhhh, Bones!"

+1

"What the - fucking - how the - LEONARD YOU FUCKER YOU GOT ME PREGNANT IMMA KILL YOU!"