D:

[flit_st_fanfic]

I kind of need brain bleach for the thought I just had:

What do Vulcans think of manicures?  Nail parlors?  Seems to me like they would be like massage parlors at best, or brothels at worst.

Someone take this plot bunny away from me.

Comments

[arcane_lark]

I'd imagine that manicures are effectively foreplay for Vulcan couples.

Oh baby oh baby.

[rubynye]

AUGH.

[shingo_the_pest]

Oh god. That is the weirdest porn ever. You should post it on the meme.