Well I really should be in bed sleeping but I've been writing an essay all night that I HAVE to get finished and then I saw you had posted this so I had to read it and oh my god I don't think I'll be able to sleep at all now and it's too late to phone my girlfriend so I'm fucked for uni tomorrow. Haha :) You have officially ruined me, you're fics should be illegal. ;)
In my defence we have a somewhat long distance relationship at the moment so I feel it's justified. Oh and finished my essay on time so everything's good! haha. Also, no need to apologise, you are a God.
oh my word I think you've just about killed me, though I suppose I should have listened when you said it was a fuckathon because wow was it ever. The oddest thing was my mom just had to call in the middle of reading it asking what I was up to *shudders* "oh nothing mom you know reading some pretty awesome naomi and emily filth straight from the porn queen" lol oh mom if you only knew. Anyways enough about that, basically loved it *bowing down in awe* I figured Naomily would have christened every room in that house, seemed fitting for those two crazy kids
So, I'm reading this at skool (looking ovr my shoulder every 5 secs for the teach, haha) and we're leaving in 5 mins so i havent finished it yet but MOTHER(*&&^%*&^&^%&^(*&*&^$*$#^^!!!!! tHE sham-freakin-poo!!! I ALMOST ALMOST squealed!!! Just...WINWINWINWINWINWINWINWINWINWIWNWINWINWIN!!! I'll b a dork and leave another comment when i finish it later but...yeah...man...WOW!
Okay, do I need a better warning? Do not read at work OR AT SCHOOL!! Tsk. ;)
Are you squealing over the cuteness of the shampoo or that it bears some relation to the book...? I heard what they got up to in there but I haven't read it myself!
Please finish reading in a more suitable environment, thx.
And yeah, sure, but I have a commitment to writing smutty fanfic so I won't have a lot of time to devote - that cool?
haha, it's completely fine, rlly, cause no one here understands English well enough to b able to read it anyway. I must've had an ~interesting expression the whole time though
Uhh...i feel like a twat for saying this but it's coz of the relation to the book...rlly rlly cool :D
Ok, so i've just finished reading it and ...*slow clap* bravo man, BRA-FREAKIN-VO!
Hehe, that's okay - I did think about referencing it here, like Naomi remembers the last thing they did with shampoo but I can't quite bring myself to imagine exactly what that was!
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But what are you doing filth like this when you have a girlfriend?! Go on, off you go and enjoy the ~real thing!
I'm going to take the fact I've ruined you as a compliment (why not, eh?) and say thank you :)
(And I do hope you managed to get your essay done!)
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Also, no need to apologise, you are a God.
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I think this best sums out my feelings; This is everything awesome rolled into one. =D
*melts*
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Cheers dude!
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(Also, your icon is all 'awww sweet!' and seems mildly inappropriate after all the hard fucking ;) But it's cute so I'll accept it.)
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Yeah if you could it'd be most appreciated. Please use this Katie/Naomi icon for ~inspiration.
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Cheers mate - glad you ~liked it. Emily's basically a nympho so Naomi never really stood a chance!
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will u marry meh?
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Are you squealing over the cuteness of the shampoo or that it bears some relation to the book...? I heard what they got up to in there but I haven't read it myself!
Please finish reading in a more suitable environment, thx.
And yeah, sure, but I have a commitment to writing smutty fanfic so I won't have a lot of time to devote - that cool?
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Uhh...i feel like a twat for saying this but it's coz of the relation to the book...rlly rlly cool :D
Ok, so i've just finished reading it and ...*slow clap* bravo man, BRA-FREAKIN-VO!
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Cheers man! Glad you enjoyed <3
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