Bubblegum - Elricest Drabble
Bubblegum by flirtyalphonse
“This is all your fault.”
‘Here we go again…’ Alphonse rolled his eyes, listening to his brother ramble on about how his little predicament was all Al’s fault. “I said I was sorry, brother. It was an accident.”
“Well, that’s not enough!”
Alphonse had been brushing peanut butter through Edward’s hair (with a toothbrush) in hopes of removing the bubblegum that was stuck in Ed’s golden blonde locks. He had been subject to Ed’s grumbles and rants the past 15 minutes.
“You just had to blow stupid bubbles with your stupid bubblegum… This wouldn’t have happe-“
“Edward, we may just have to cut your hair.” Alphonse said seriously. He held onto Ed’s hair, pretending to use two fingers as scissors. ”A snip here… another snip there.”
“No fucking way, Al!”
Alphonse giggled. “I’m just kidding! See? I got it all out.”
Edward stood up from the chair immediately turning around to face Al, irritation clearly etched across his face, his hair flying everywhere. “That wasn’t funny! That was just cruel!”
The younger merely shrugged with a smile and chewed on a new piece of gum, blowing a bubble right in Edward’s face.
Ed growled, popped the bubble with his finger, and stormed past him to rush into the bathroom-probably to wash the remaining peanut butter out of his hair-leaving Alphonse by himself to laugh at what had just happened.