When I die, I want to be cremated, and then I want the carbon extracted from my ashes and turned into diamonds. Set them in a beautiful necklace. If I'm famous, auction it off to a fan and have the proceeds go to charity. If not, then I want whichever surviving person that I love most to wear it on a glorious journey spanning the continents. But before I'm burned, I want to be drained of all my blood. Because I also want the person who wears me to mix it with ink, and hand write with a quill pen the story of my life, and the magnificent things they encounter while carrying me with them after my death.
Or just shove me in a hole in the groung wrapped in a trash bag. I'll never know the difference.
This was a person: