Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. Ever.
When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes, ever
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
Chuck Norris has two speeds. Walk, and Kill.
Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter.
Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.
Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.
Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.
When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.
Chuck Norris does not "style" his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.
96% of all women lose their virginity to Chuck Norris. The other 4% are Fat
Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.
Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. Ever.
When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes, ever
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
Chuck Norris has two speeds. Walk, and Kill.
Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter.
Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.
Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.
Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.
When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.
Chuck Norris does not "style" his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.
96% of all women lose their virginity to Chuck Norris. The other 4% are Fat
Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.
Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.