AHHHHHH SANTA HATES MEH!
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In August I stole matthewsbabacy's purse (-30 points). Last Wednesday I ruled Duluth, Minnesota as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points). Last week I broke nikkstarrr11's X-Box (-12 points). In November I pulled rosemel92's hair (-5 points). In March I invaded Iraq, broke it, and couldn't glue it back together before Mom got home (-1012 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-1759 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich!
Sincerely,
flipperboots