Evil Laptop

Nov 11, 2003 13:45

I've gotten my laptop back, as you know. I already told taffer that Apple's idea of a fix was just to lower the resolution. Now when I try to use 1024x768, it looks like I'm watching a letter box movie on a square TV. I can honestly say that I'm annoyed.

What's more, I was bearing through all that at 800x600 last night on the couch, and I was thinking that it was still nice to be so comfy while computing but thought some juice would really top off the whole thing. I got up, and my toe caught a bit on the wire that plugged the laptop in.

I turned around quickly when realizing I nudged the iBook closer to edge of the coffee table half worried that it was tumbling toward the floor. My legs then decided of their own will to act like they were grabbed and pulled up into in the air and away from me. With a huge thud, I landed squarely on my ass. The ankle is now twisted up in a mess and is sore to walk on. I don't know about you, but something like the ass, which is designed to be sat on all day, sure makes a crappy cushion when you fall flat on it. Of all the times I've fallen in my life, ass falls hurt the worst.

Right now, I think all that Apple did was put a hex on the laptop. This reaffirms my idea that computers are evil. I'm going to go read some uni-bomber rantings now.
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