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[flipaflapjack]

[ If one were to be going to the grocery store this afternoon, one would find Flapjack chewing on candy flowers. And looking quite dejected. Well, yes, he's found the place that sells candy. However

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[dynamic_may_lee]

-And along comes mommy.-

Why so glum, kiddo?

[flipaflapjack]

[MOMMA MOMMA THE STORE MADE ME CRY]

They won't let me buy any candy with my sort of thingymadoodles. [Waves a wrapper]

[dynamic_may_lee]

... For real? No wrappers, huh?

Well it happens that I have the right kind of thingymadoodles. Would you like some to buy some candy, Flap?

[flipaflapjack]

Oh, would I ever!

[dynamic_may_lee]

-She begins to fish it out of her pocket.-

[flipaflapjack]

[THIS IS SO EXCITING. Like, in his mind, some sort of super adventure tune plays. That is how exciting it is.]

[dynamic_may_lee]

Don't spend it all in one place.

[flipaflapjack]

I won't! Thank you! [Pulls the wrappers out of his pockets to make room for the money, then shoves it in. Not they he has visible pockets. Thinks fora moment, then smiles.]

Could ya give Sakutaro thingymabobbles too? People keep thinkin' he's a pet.

[dynamic_may_lee]

... Eh? You mean that stuffed lion? I thought it left with Rio...

[flipaflapjack]

He's been followin' me around! He's my little brother pet thing. He says that everyone keeps mistakin' him for a pet and stuff, even though he's not one. [Giggle.] Weird kinda people, huh?

[dynamic_may_lee]

-Eyebrow raaaaaise-

Yeah. I guess that is pretty weird.

[flipaflapjack]

[C-c'mon, it isn't a stuffed animal to him! Sakutaro's a REAL BOY! CALVIN AND HOBBES CALVIN AND HOBBES]

...Haven't ya talked to him, friend?

[dynamic_may_lee]

Can't say I ever have.

[flipaflapjack]

I talk to him all the time. He's part of my brand new Adventure Squad!

[dynamic_may_lee]

You've got a hell of an imagination, kiddo.

[flipaflapjack]

What d'ya mean by that?