Nov 17, 2005 20:31
[ please no one read this i was just excited to post something becuase i saw a working computer, that hasn't been mangled apart and kidnapped to grandmas house. ]
socc3r20: i will lay you down
socc3r20: and put you over my knee
Arcturus 746: yeah, hah, in your wettest dreams.
Arcturus 746: damn girls...
socc3r20: jd stop that
Arcturus 746: stop what
socc3r20: stop pretending you all cool and what not
Arcturus 746: dude, i'm totally cool.
Arcturus 746: Cool as a cucumber.
Arcturus 746: Like, you've no fucking idea.
Arcturus 746: okay, here's a deal
Arcturus 746: i'll act less cool if you act less whorish
socc3r20: JD
socc3r20: what the fuck
Arcturus 746: hahaha
socc3r20: when do i act like that
Arcturus 746: oh christ, take a joke
socc3r20: haha
Arcturus 746: hahahha
Arcturus 746: that's cute.
socc3r20: im a whore?
Arcturus 746: who said that
Arcturus 746: you have bad reading skills!!!!!!!!!
socc3r20: jd
Arcturus 746: alison
socc3r20: i am on the rebound
socc3r20: i can act like a hookerif i really want to
Arcturus 746: and i can call you a hooker if i really want to
socc3r20: i take pridein being a short little midget
Arcturus 746: i know, and it's just adorable.
socc3r20: not really
socc3r20: im like half kidding just so you know
Arcturus 746: alison, i can read context....
socc3r20: k.
Arcturus 746: you know that
Arcturus 746: i'm a genius or something.
socc3r20: i love you
Arcturus 746: christ, i need to smoke some more
socc3r20: nooo
Arcturus 746: haha
Arcturus 746: and yes i can call you a whore if i do so please
socc3r20: aww
socc3r20: jd
socc3r20: no
Arcturus 746: and will!
Arcturus 746: in public.
socc3r20: respect me a little, please!
Arcturus 746: hahahhaha
Arcturus 746: a girl wanting respect...that's cute.
Arcturus 746: .....i'm so funny
socc3r20: shut your face
Arcturus 746: hahahahahaha
Arcturus 746: alison, do you want to kiss the back of my hand!?
Arcturus 746: BACK OF THE HAND?!
Arcturus 746: nah, I kid.....
socc3r20: ok i guess
Arcturus 746: but not really.
Arcturus 746: yeah, you'd like that i'm sure.
Arcturus 746: cause you're a proper lady.
Arcturus 746: wink wink
socc3r20: haha
socc3r20: you are hilarious
socc3r20: what do you mean im not a lady?
Arcturus 746: I know, i'm like a fucking white richard pryor.
Arcturus 746: not yet you're not
socc3r20: lol
Arcturus 746: you havn't tangled with me yet.
socc3r20: jd
socc3r20: ew
Arcturus 746: be quiet.
socc3r20: jd
socc3r20: whats another word for un involvment
socc3r20: i dont think thats a word even
Arcturus 746: i don't know, i'm nota dictionary.
socc3r20: shut up
socc3r20: you are plump like one
socc3r20: ahhaha
Arcturus 746: yes, and you're small and sickly
Arcturus 746: like
Arcturus 746: a holocaust victim
Arcturus 746: or a chiwawa
socc3r20: JD
socc3r20: ive regained my wieght!
Arcturus 746: alison
Arcturus 746: back of the hand?
socc3r20: no thank you.
Arcturus 746: no, i noticed you did.
socc3r20: noticed im fat again?
Arcturus 746: of course
Arcturus 746: i pay attention to that sort of thing.
Arcturus 746: of course i wouldn't put it in those words, cause i'm a gentlemen and i have manners
Arcturus 746: you see?
Arcturus 746: i'm one of the latst few good men. appreciate that.
That you are JD, that you are.