Private to Flintmorsus_et_morsSeptember 2 2006, 05:16:34 UTC
I would hire you as a doorman, but I already have a House-Elf for that. How incognizably cruel life can be.
Although I do wonder as to the specialization you're looking for. I do not believe you've had the pleasure of continued education after Hogwarts, had you? Although what do I know, maybe in Italy you frequented one of their universitàs.
In other news, if you feel like getting sufficiently knocked out, we can go hunting in my lands. It's that time of the year when all the best game is drunk on the forthcoming smell of autumn. Let me know.
Private to Morsusflint_ferociaSeptember 2 2006, 23:19:27 UTC
Maybe you don’t read so well. My message was intended for people who own a business, not for faggots with hobbies.
Continued education? Shut the fuck up, Morsus.
..... Hunting? ‘Your Lands’? Oh, your Majesty, can I really? Hah. What the fuck ever.
If you’re not too busy fucking around in your backyard, maybe you could tell me what the fuck happened to Knockturn? The guys I knew around there are gone, and it’s fucking bullshite- whatever it is.
Private to Flintmorsus_et_morsSeptember 3 2006, 01:35:46 UTC
No, my dearest, I think you should start controlling your uncontrollable behavior, because sometimes you may be jumping to conclusions. Arcadia is not my only business. If you thought so, you're even dumber than I thought, Flint.
Only after you, miss.
Does not having your own property irritate you? Well, worry not, dear friend, wait up 10-20 additional years and maybe you'll become a master of yourself. I'll be hoping for you, of course, as any friend would do.
As for Knockturn - haven't you heard of this guy called Dark Lord's demise? Why the fuck would the folk at Knockturn stay if the Order's running amok with its Aurors and Hit Wizards arresting people left and right? The migration flow in the last several months has been outrageous, not that you care, of course. I've had quite the luck to even find a worthy potions-maker hag for a Polyjuice. Now that the Knockturn is good as gone, it is all done through personal network, Flint, if you didn't know.
Private to Morsusflint_ferociaSeptember 3 2006, 03:33:49 UTC
Ha- let me guess, you are also the Muggle Prime Minister? No, wait... I got it. Not only are you an Artsy-fartsy owner, you also have your fingers in such endeavors like sanitation, and lets not forget the more important job of beautification for public parks. Since you're so fucking charitable and shit. If you are so worried about my intelligence, Morsus... then why bother? I'm sure you have more important things to do, like, oh I dunno... cleaning urinals?
You better hope I don't see you out and about on your 'lands'.... things might get unfriendly like, real quick.
How would I fucking know what's going on? I've been gone, dipshit. I knew power shifted over to the 'good' side and all that crap, but what the fuck? One guy goes down, and the rest of them scattered like bugs, huh? Nice. Guess it might have been better to stay in fucking Rome then... this place has gone to the dogs.
Private to Flintmorsus_et_morsSeptember 3 2006, 13:05:31 UTC
You are quite the entertainer, Flint. Had I known of that quality of yours, I'd have summoned you earlier to amuse me with your blether. Where's the cutting edge in offending a fellow? Your bluntness is starting to bore me - you need to sharpen up.
Unfriendly? Hm, I do think I'd like to try your 'unfriendly'. But the thing is-- I doubt you will make it unscathed. Quite the contrary, perhaps, knowing your brawling habits.
You aren't very attentive, are you? I thought I mentioned the Aurors running around arresting people and putting all of them on the Registry. Why the fuck would people want to stay here when they all could migrate over to Ardeal?
Private to Morsusflint_ferociaSeptember 6 2006, 01:19:00 UTC
Summoned? Ha- there you go again, confusing me for someone in your fucking services. Let it be known, Morsus... I don't do anything for you.
So, you are as arrogant as you are narcissistic. Being so would mean you don't really worry about me... or care. Something we have in common. Even if I hate having something in common with the likes of you.
Why the fuck not? What, is everyone on this fucked up 'Registry'? Or... is it just all the naughty fuckers caught up in the aftermath of the death of He-Who-Will-Forever-Be-Known-As-A-Weak-Ass-Fuck? Are you on it, Morsus? Have we been naughty? That'd be a shock....
Private to Flintmorsus_et_morsSeptember 6 2006, 03:06:34 UTC
You wound me, Flint. I'll have to work on turning you into one of my service-men. Maybe you would do good with bringing me tea in the mornings. Although I doubt you'd have the skills even for that.
Finally a worthy observation. You're improving. You can imagine then that our conversation is nothing but an entertainment for the night. I do hope you are not getting all worked up and boiling with hatred and anger. Those should be cherished and used against the enemies.
Imagine - nearly everyone. I bet you are as well, even if you've waited out the war in Italy. Every Pureblood regardless of their political stance is on it. And why yes, of course I am - only serves to prove the absolute purity of my blood, doesn't it?
Naughty? I can show you naughty, Flint-- effectively stunning you into an ass-silence. But I doubt you deserve the spectacular show, so I'll reserve that for someone worthier.
Private to Morsusflint_ferociaSeptember 6 2006, 04:32:58 UTC
For once, you are right. I don’t have the required skills to serve you. I'd have to be brainless, and robbed of the senses to be one of your servants. Those are same requirements for your wife, aren't they?
How is she, by the way? Not that I care, cause we both know I don't...but uh... if you seek me out for entertainment, what is her job?
Don't worry yourself about my emotions fuckface.... if I was 'boiling hatred' and shite... I would direct it at the cause. And what are we? Bosom companions? I fucking hope not.
Care to slap wager on that bet there, big boy? I can't believe you'd think for a second I'd get wrangled up like cattle... like you. --Every pureblood? No, cocksucker... My Father was welcome back to his cozy job with open arms. Unlike yours, my family did not perform like puppets for the dead Dark Idiot. Just goes to prove of your stupidity, Morsus.
Oh, how you crush my heart. I'm not worthy? Oh- no... What the fuck shall I do now
( ... )
Private to Flintmorsus_et_morsSeptember 6 2006, 04:55:17 UTC
Quite the contrary, Flint. You do not have the intelligence and the charisma to be one of my service-men, unfortunately. But your aspiration to turn everything to your benefit is commendable, if not a bit amusing.
Millicent fulfills all of the requirements, of course, and we frequently enjoy wreaking havoc together. But thank you for your concern. I am sure Millicent would appreciate that.
Even the fact that you know the concept of 'bosom companionship' alarms me. Have you been fraternizing with the lowly lately? If so, you must stop, ickle Flintie, lest you want to blunten your already lacking mind
( ... )
Private to Morsusflint_ferociaSeptember 9 2006, 18:23:44 UTC
………..Motherfucker. You better hope to whatever satanic demon you worship (yourself, right?) that our paths don’t ever cross.
You fucking think you now everything, don’t you? Well I’m not about to waste my time trying to alter your mental retardation, even if I’m sure I could with my fists.
Go play with your intelligent and charismatic dolls, and leave me the fuck alone. And tell your bitch of a wife that if she ever gets tired of your impotence, I’ll gladly show her a better time.
Although I do wonder as to the specialization you're looking for. I do not believe you've had the pleasure of continued education after Hogwarts, had you? Although what do I know, maybe in Italy you frequented one of their universitàs.
In other news, if you feel like getting sufficiently knocked out, we can go hunting in my lands. It's that time of the year when all the best game is drunk on the forthcoming smell of autumn. Let me know.
Montague Morsus
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Continued education? Shut the fuck up, Morsus.
.....
Hunting? ‘Your Lands’? Oh, your Majesty, can I really? Hah.
What the fuck ever.
If you’re not too busy fucking around in your backyard, maybe you could tell me what the fuck happened to Knockturn? The guys I knew around there are gone, and it’s fucking bullshite- whatever it is.
Flint
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Only after you, miss.
Does not having your own property irritate you? Well, worry not, dear friend, wait up 10-20 additional years and maybe you'll become a master of yourself. I'll be hoping for you, of course, as any friend would do.
As for Knockturn - haven't you heard of this guy called Dark Lord's demise? Why the fuck would the folk at Knockturn stay if the Order's running amok with its Aurors and Hit Wizards arresting people left and right? The migration flow in the last several months has been outrageous, not that you care, of course. I've had quite the luck to even find a worthy potions-maker hag for a Polyjuice. Now that the Knockturn is good as gone, it is all done through personal network, Flint, if you didn't know.
Montague Morsus
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No, wait... I got it. Not only are you an Artsy-fartsy owner, you also have your fingers in such endeavors like sanitation, and lets not forget the more important job of beautification for public parks. Since you're so fucking charitable and shit.
If you are so worried about my intelligence, Morsus... then why bother? I'm sure you have more important things to do, like, oh I dunno... cleaning urinals?
You better hope I don't see you out and about on your 'lands'.... things might get unfriendly like, real quick.
How would I fucking know what's going on? I've been gone, dipshit. I knew power shifted over to the 'good' side and all that crap, but what the fuck? One guy goes down, and the rest of them scattered like bugs, huh? Nice. Guess it might have been better to stay in fucking Rome then... this place has gone to the dogs.
...You probably fit right in now, eh Morsus?
Flint
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Unfriendly? Hm, I do think I'd like to try your 'unfriendly'. But the thing is-- I doubt you will make it unscathed. Quite the contrary, perhaps, knowing your brawling habits.
You aren't very attentive, are you? I thought I mentioned the Aurors running around arresting people and putting all of them on the Registry. Why the fuck would people want to stay here when they all could migrate over to Ardeal?
Ah, was that supposed to be a punch line?
Montague Morsus
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So, you are as arrogant as you are narcissistic. Being so would mean you don't really worry about me... or care. Something we have in common. Even if I hate having something in common with the likes of you.
Why the fuck not? What, is everyone on this fucked up 'Registry'? Or... is it just all the naughty fuckers caught up in the aftermath of the death of He-Who-Will-Forever-Be-Known-As-A-Weak-Ass-Fuck? Are you on it, Morsus? Have we been naughty?
That'd be a shock....
Why don't you let me punch you in the face.
Flint
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Finally a worthy observation. You're improving. You can imagine then that our conversation is nothing but an entertainment for the night. I do hope you are not getting all worked up and boiling with hatred and anger. Those should be cherished and used against the enemies.
Imagine - nearly everyone. I bet you are as well, even if you've waited out the war in Italy. Every Pureblood regardless of their political stance is on it. And why yes, of course I am - only serves to prove the absolute purity of my blood, doesn't it?
Naughty? I can show you naughty, Flint-- effectively stunning you into an ass-silence. But I doubt you deserve the spectacular show, so I'll reserve that for someone worthier.
Montague Morsus
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Those are same requirements for your wife, aren't they?
How is she, by the way? Not that I care, cause we both know I don't...but uh... if you seek me out for entertainment, what is her job?
Don't worry yourself about my emotions fuckface.... if I was 'boiling hatred' and shite... I would direct it at the cause. And what are we? Bosom companions? I fucking hope not.
Care to slap wager on that bet there, big boy? I can't believe you'd think for a second I'd get wrangled up like cattle... like you.
--Every pureblood?
No, cocksucker... My Father was welcome back to his cozy job with open arms. Unlike yours, my family did not perform like puppets for the dead Dark Idiot. Just goes to prove of your stupidity, Morsus.
Oh, how you crush my heart. I'm not worthy? Oh- no... What the fuck shall I do now ( ... )
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Millicent fulfills all of the requirements, of course, and we frequently enjoy wreaking havoc together. But thank you for your concern. I am sure Millicent would appreciate that.
Even the fact that you know the concept of 'bosom companionship' alarms me. Have you been fraternizing with the lowly lately? If so, you must stop, ickle Flintie, lest you want to blunten your already lacking mind ( ... )
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You better hope to whatever satanic demon you worship (yourself, right?) that our paths don’t ever cross.
You fucking think you now everything, don’t you? Well I’m not about to waste my time trying to alter your mental retardation, even if I’m sure I could with my fists.
Go play with your intelligent and charismatic dolls, and leave me the fuck alone. And tell your bitch of a wife that if she ever gets tired of your impotence, I’ll gladly show her a better time.
Flint
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