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-high-jack a camel
-high-jack a pepsi truck
-rub a penguin's head for good luck.
-make my sister think she has been kidnapped by rabbid gorilla people
-get my sister kidnapped by rabbid gorilla people
-graduate
-become a fireman...even if that means lighing myself on fire everyday until i die. which means one day. ehh.
-maybe get back together with Samantha
-ask out someone i dont know
-disguise all the customers at friendly's as chairs so the managers think the restuarant is empty and we can all go home.
-find myself while knowing who to look for, just not being able to recognize his face
-hide all the phones in the White House
-get a doctorite in DVD/VCR/Cable TV spectation
-organize an international kickboxing competition for the George Dubyah Bush, the Prime Minister of Great Britain, the Prime minister of Isreal, whoever the hell rules russia, and Sadam Hussien, just to see who wins.
-move someone's non-mobile home
-find a way to be the character in every one of Jeff Foxworthy's "You might be a redneck if..." jokes
-make everyone in the world laugh at my dog. somehow. all at the same time.
-figure out women
-find out how much women REALLY know about us guys
-meat Carmen Electra.
-get on the good side of "the girl" and "the FRIEND" (the friend who always HATES YOU, no matter what)
-blow up a rubber ducky
-joust with chopsticks on the freeway
-bribe a cop to arrest my boss and drop him off at the Marine Science Museum
-find out why there isn't a "Mexico Online" or an "Afganistan Online"
-steal Mr. Swanger's radio
i think that is enough for now, but i promise ill have more for u later.
but only if i can remember........
-high-jack a pepsi truck
-rub a penguin's head for good luck.
-make my sister think she has been kidnapped by rabbid gorilla people
-get my sister kidnapped by rabbid gorilla people
-graduate
-become a fireman...even if that means lighing myself on fire everyday until i die. which means one day. ehh.
-maybe get back together with Samantha
-ask out someone i dont know
-disguise all the customers at friendly's as chairs so the managers think the restuarant is empty and we can all go home.
-find myself while knowing who to look for, just not being able to recognize his face
-hide all the phones in the White House
-get a doctorite in DVD/VCR/Cable TV spectation
-organize an international kickboxing competition for the George Dubyah Bush, the Prime Minister of Great Britain, the Prime minister of Isreal, whoever the hell rules russia, and Sadam Hussien, just to see who wins.
-move someone's non-mobile home
-find a way to be the character in every one of Jeff Foxworthy's "You might be a redneck if..." jokes
-make everyone in the world laugh at my dog. somehow. all at the same time.
-figure out women
-find out how much women REALLY know about us guys
-meat Carmen Electra.
-get on the good side of "the girl" and "the FRIEND" (the friend who always HATES YOU, no matter what)
-blow up a rubber ducky
-joust with chopsticks on the freeway
-bribe a cop to arrest my boss and drop him off at the Marine Science Museum
-find out why there isn't a "Mexico Online" or an "Afganistan Online"
-steal Mr. Swanger's radio
i think that is enough for now, but i promise ill have more for u later.
but only if i can remember........