Jun 08, 2004 17:14
[scene: the vascular clinic. Enter Mr Browne, courageous surgical consultant whose name commands admiration, fear and wonder across the hospital and internationally; followed by Potato, dumb medical student self-styling as a vegetable.]
Mr Browne: What's DNA?
Potato: 'Did Not Attend'?
Mr Browne: No
Potato: Deoxyribo Nucleic Acid?
Mr Browne: No
Potato: I don't know. What's DNA?
Mr Browne: The National Dyslexics' Association
Potato: What is the secret of your success, Mr Browne?
[alternate ending]
Potato: How many of your offspring may I bear, Mr Browne?
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This computer doesn't work.
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