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[flightybasil]

The last "Oi" of an itinerant punk. says:
all the oranges in the fridge have arranged themselves into a little circle... it's like a fucking orange cult
Goodness, Lara, you could knock someone out with those! says:
They're out to get the poor innocent apples. ;O;
The last "Oi" of an itinerant punk. says:
sacrificed to their strange and unnatural gods
Goodness, Lara, you could knock someone out with those! says:
What would the orange god be?
The last "Oi" of an itinerant punk. says:
http://www.indcjournal.com/archives/carrot.jpg
Goodness, Lara, you could knock someone out with those! says:
Some form of giant sentient orange...?
Goodness, Lara, you could knock someone out with those! says:
SWEET FUCKING GOD.
The last "Oi" of an itinerant punk. says:
literally!
Goodness, Lara, you could knock someone out with those! says:
And he's like "You must sacrifice things of yellow and red, that I may become more orangey!"
The last "Oi" of an itinerant punk. says:
:)
The last "Oi" of an itinerant punk. says:
hence the apples.
The last "Oi" of an itinerant punk. says:
and apples.
The last "Oi" of an itinerant punk. says:
and bananas.
The last "Oi" of an itinerant punk. says:
and pears.
The last "Oi" of an itinerant punk. says:
"is that a grape? nay! i banish thee!"
Goodness, Lara, you could knock someone out with those! says:
But only ripe pears
Goodness, Lara, you could knock someone out with those! says:
Not any of those green-ish pears.
The last "Oi" of an itinerant punk. says:
and don't even THINK about sacrificing a kiwi
Goodness, Lara, you could knock someone out with those! says:
Or a granny smith, for that matter.
The last "Oi" of an itinerant punk. says:
:)
Goodness, Lara, you could knock someone out with those! says:
Lest you be smited by his orangey wrath! D:
Goodness, Lara, you could knock someone out with those! says:
Smited? Smitten? Smote...?
The last "Oi" of an itinerant punk. says:
death to america! *giggle*