What a holiday !!!
it is National "Peck your Mother to Death Like a Duck would" Day !!!
While eating breakfast this morning I have been informed that the bees are not pollinating in south america so someone has smaller raisins, that Kashi is making bar food, somebody has must buy waffles , fiber one has hamburger buns and there are a million cereals just like kath would eat.Also Hagen Daz has a special message, which was ignored by the boy in favor of something about Lucky Charms and somebody having a sale on dishes and a cartoon marathon of some form. Which is all unimportaint when he discovers that here will be a special episode of The Office on Sunday .
We never watch the Office , buy Hagen Daz,Lucky Charms or 99 percent of the things he is talking about.
This information is immediately ignored in favor of announcing that we have ladybugs that are awake and will bite him, just like the time at the woods when they were swarming in the potty. Which is no longer important because here is a cool ad for Turbo Tax and something about the show Howie Do it .
And it is not even 9 am, and we have not begun to do anything that is on the plan for today.
Yep. Gonna be packed to death by a duck. Wonder if they make greeting cards for this holiday ? And i keep thinking Kmart sells underwear at 2 prs for 5....
While eating breakfast this morning I have been informed that the bees are not pollinating in south america so someone has smaller raisins, that Kashi is making bar food, somebody has must buy waffles , fiber one has hamburger buns and there are a million cereals just like kath would eat.Also Hagen Daz has a special message, which was ignored by the boy in favor of something about Lucky Charms and somebody having a sale on dishes and a cartoon marathon of some form. Which is all unimportaint when he discovers that here will be a special episode of The Office on Sunday .
We never watch the Office , buy Hagen Daz,Lucky Charms or 99 percent of the things he is talking about.
This information is immediately ignored in favor of announcing that we have ladybugs that are awake and will bite him, just like the time at the woods when they were swarming in the potty. Which is no longer important because here is a cool ad for Turbo Tax and something about the show Howie Do it .
And it is not even 9 am, and we have not begun to do anything that is on the plan for today.
Yep. Gonna be packed to death by a duck. Wonder if they make greeting cards for this holiday ? And i keep thinking Kmart sells underwear at 2 prs for 5....