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"Why," Tenten whispered, voice barely audible over the loud booming of Gai's lecture about sexually transmitted diseases, "is it that out of all the teachers at this school, did he get picked to be the health teacher?"
"It's fate," Neji simply replied, and continued listening to Why You Should Never Have Unprotected Sex Even Though You May Have Strong And Passionate Feelings.
"No, it's not," said Lee, a bit defensively. "I think he volunteered for this job."
"...that's fate," said Tenten in a deadpanned voice. "I think Neji's right for once."
"Why thank you," said Neji.
"It's fate," Neji simply replied, and continued listening to Why You Should Never Have Unprotected Sex Even Though You May Have Strong And Passionate Feelings.
"No, it's not," said Lee, a bit defensively. "I think he volunteered for this job."
"...that's fate," said Tenten in a deadpanned voice. "I think Neji's right for once."
"Why thank you," said Neji.