man my anus is raw
so yesterday i was eating some old lasagna my mom hid in the fish tank for safe keeping and what should I hear, why it was singing, yes singing and it was comeing from speck of dust. I said "fuck them whos in whoville" and swated it instantly killing over 300,000 whos. It was kind of like that guilty feeling you get after you masturbate and all your potential offspring are just swept away by a kleenex brand tissue. so any way i got struck by lightning wish i still had my leg but what are ya gonna do. God damn my hand smells good. so all you fuckas better know to get the poop off my man hole before you repair the pipes and suck raw mike farr!