Tribbles

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A brief excerpt from Cyrano Jones’s soon to be released book “One Million and One Uses for Tribbles”.

Earmuffs

Paperweight

Book end

Trumpet mute

Broom

Packing peanuts

Sponge

Attic insulation

Shoulder pads

Door stop

Mop

Rearview mirror ornament

Duster

Paintbrush

Sexual aid

Contraceptive aid

Wine cork

Hunting bola

Drain stopper

Toupee

Gag

Counter weight

Tennis ball

Powder puff

Oil filter

Wig head

Christmas tree ornament

Dradle

White board eraser

Shoe polisher

Golf tee

Hacky sack

Earrings

Knee pads

Pot holder

Coffee filter

Curlers

Sink strainer

Kitty litter

Checkers

Ballast

Bingo balls

Breast implants

Toilet paper

Available for pre-order now!