A prayer for the digital age
'Puter Noster
Our parent, which art on C drive,
Program Files be thy name.
Thy case fans hum,
Thy defrag done,
On web as it is on hard drive.
Give us this day our daily blog,
And forgive us our spamming,
As we forgive those who post spam on our sites.
And lead us not into frustration,
But deliver us from spyware.
For thine is the OS,
The power and the modem,
For error and error,
*CRITICAL SYSTEM FAILURE*
Our parent, which art on C drive,
Program Files be thy name.
Thy case fans hum,
Thy defrag done,
On web as it is on hard drive.
Give us this day our daily blog,
And forgive us our spamming,
As we forgive those who post spam on our sites.
And lead us not into frustration,
But deliver us from spyware.
For thine is the OS,
The power and the modem,
For error and error,
*CRITICAL SYSTEM FAILURE*