(336): Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.

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texts from last night

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Vriska Serket | Homestuck | AGED UP DGHFGH

[bitchska]

i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.

[dungenessmaster]

YEAH, SHIT LIKE THAT IS WHY I DON'T PARTY WITH EGBERT OR HARLEY ANYMORE.

[bitchska]

Of ALL THE THINGS that COULD HAVE HAPPENED........

[dungenessmaster]

HE DIDN'T CALL YOU HIS "HUMMINBIRD" OR ANYTHING, DID HE?

IF HE DID HE PROBABLY THINKS YOU'RE MARRIED NOW. JUST A HEADS UP.

[bitchska]

........

Th8t isn't SO 8ad.

[dungenessmaster]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA, YOU POOR STUPID SHIT, JUST WAIT UNTIL HE FAKES THE SOUTHERN ACCENT AND TRIES TO FEED YOU BREAKFAST IN BED.

I MEAN.

NOT THAT I'D KNOW FROM EXPERIENCE OR ANYTHING.

[bitchska]

8ull-fucking-shit, Vantas.

Do you LIKE his southern accent~?

[dungenessmaster]

EVEN IF I KNEW WHAT JOHN'S ATROCIOUS ATTEMPT AT AN EARTH SOUTHERN AMERICAN ACCENT SOUNDED LIKE, WHICH I DON'T, I'M PRETTY SURE I WOULD HATE IT AS MUCH AS I HATE EVERYTHING ELSE ABOUT HIM.

[bitchska]

Oh yeah. I TOOOOOOOOTALLY 8elieve you.

[dungenessmaster]

YOU SHOULD, I'M BASICALLY TELLING ALL THE TRUTH THERE IS TO BE TOLD RIGHT NOW.

[bestmoirail]

:33 < wow what did she do?

[bitchska]

She W8TCHED.

[bestmoirail]

:33 < wow i didnt know jade was like that...

[bitchska]

She is a fucking fre8k.

[bestmoirail]

:33 < well
:33 < i mean
:33 < did you stop when you realized?
:33 < that she was watching i mean

[bitchska]

After I was done, yeah. I noticed.