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Karkat Vantas | Homestuck | AGED UP I GUESS dungenessmaster June 6 2011, 19:16:28 UTC
SHE CALLED MY COCK THE "SEMEN SWORD" AND THEN WE INVENTED A POSITION CALLED EXCALIBUR

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heavens_failure June 6 2011, 19:19:59 UTC
I was this weird mix of drunk and nostalgic.

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dungenessmaster June 6 2011, 19:23:12 UTC
WORD OF ADVICE: THAT'S A BAD PLACE TO BE IN. YOU DON'T WANT TO BE ALONE TOO LONG OR YOU'LL START PULLING OUT THE ELTON JOHN RECORDS AND CALLING YOUR EXES.

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heavens_failure June 6 2011, 19:30:50 UTC
Thanks for telling me. ...The sex was fun, though?

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dungenessmaster June 6 2011, 19:36:41 UTC
FUCK YEAH IT WAS, WAY BETTER THAN GETTING ALL WEEPY OVER "SORRY SEEMS TO BE THE HARDEST WORD" OR SOMETHING.

I MEAN

I HAD NO IDEA YOUR BACK EVEN BENT THAT WAY.

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heavens_failure June 6 2011, 19:42:24 UTC
I don't think it's supposed to. I don't even understand half of these body parts any more.

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dungenessmaster June 6 2011, 19:46:27 UTC
THAT MAKES TWO OF US. I GUESS WE LEARNED SOME THINGS ABOUT THE HUMAN BODY TOGETHER, THEN.

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heavens_failure June 6 2011, 19:47:31 UTC
Do you think we could do that sober?

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1/2 dungenessmaster June 6 2011, 19:53:10 UTC
2/2 dungenessmaster June 6 2011, 19:53:45 UTC
THIS IS EITHER THE BEST IDEA YOU'VE EVER HAD OR THE ABSOLUTE WORST.

EITHER WAY, SEE YOU IN TEN.

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heavens_failure June 6 2011, 19:58:36 UTC
Got it.

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ALSO AGED UP chainsawmaiden June 6 2011, 19:20:20 UTC
I Did Not Need To Know This About You And Terezi

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dungenessmaster June 6 2011, 19:22:00 UTC
OK I KNOW, I KNOW, I'M THE WORST FRIEND YOU HAVE AND THAT'S SAYING SOMETHING

BUT I HAD TO TELL *SOMEBODY*

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dorkways June 6 2011, 19:30:37 UTC
duuuude.
semen sword isn't all that flattering.

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dungenessmaster June 6 2011, 19:34:19 UTC
YEAH, AND IT'S EVEN WEIRDER BECAUSE WE DON'T EVEN CALL IT THAT. BUT EVERYTHING AFTER THAT WAS FUCKING AWESOME, SO IT WORKED OUT.

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dorkways June 6 2011, 19:35:46 UTC
and to think i was hoping you just really needed to get laid to chill out...

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