theatrical_muse Prompt #173: Write a fan letter.
Mr. Hugh Hefner
Playboy Enterprises Inc.
9242 Beverly Blvd.
Beverly Hills
or
5055 Wilshire Blvd.
Los Angeles
or
2112 Broadway
Santa Monica
Whaddup Hey Hello Dear Mr Hefner,
After a recent symposium at my place of business that I enumerate may have gotten a trite bit ungovernable, I was pleasantly reminded of your dear self. Unsurprisingly, this confabulation held many enlightened, highbrowed, perspicacious and profound debates that I have come to expect from the staff of my profession. Such subjects included the spectacular and often stupefying centrefolds of your refulgent publication and the multitudinous gatherings you nourish recurrently, which one other individual colleague of mine certainly can concede to being dumbfounded by. The both of us have mutually united upon a conclusion to catechize the attainability and plausibility of appropriating a dyad of passes to your residence.
Between us, we have also procured several ideas that will alleviate and assist your modus operandi. Several of which involve the divestiture of certain spoils.
I indefatigably prognosticate your riposte,
Most sincerely,
Captain Jack Harkness.
P.S. When in the hell do we get to see more boobs?
Playboy Enterprises Inc.
9242 Beverly Blvd.
Beverly Hills
or
5055 Wilshire Blvd.
Los Angeles
or
2112 Broadway
Santa Monica
Whaddup Hey Hello Dear Mr Hefner,
After a recent symposium at my place of business that I enumerate may have gotten a trite bit ungovernable, I was pleasantly reminded of your dear self. Unsurprisingly, this confabulation held many enlightened, highbrowed, perspicacious and profound debates that I have come to expect from the staff of my profession. Such subjects included the spectacular and often stupefying centrefolds of your refulgent publication and the multitudinous gatherings you nourish recurrently, which one other individual colleague of mine certainly can concede to being dumbfounded by. The both of us have mutually united upon a conclusion to catechize the attainability and plausibility of appropriating a dyad of passes to your residence.
Between us, we have also procured several ideas that will alleviate and assist your modus operandi. Several of which involve the divestiture of certain spoils.
I indefatigably prognosticate your riposte,
Most sincerely,
Captain Jack Harkness.
P.S. When in the hell do we get to see more boobs?