seriously at work.

[fleurimperatrix]

me: i had hummus for lunch
jeff: Well then that's good that I'm falafel.
me: ...but i haven't yet had dinner
jeff: Well, don't have falafel.
jeff: Cause I'm pretty sure that the falafel would want revenge for you eating his cousin the hummus.
me: i bet they were estranged cousins who didn't get along very well
jeff: You'd be surprised how close falafel can get to hummus
me: ...
jeff: It's almost incestuous.
me: ...
jeff: You just need a little oil and heat.
jeff: A little prep time
me: !
jeff: And... tasty.