day at the zoo

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sloth bear (it was sleeping)
naked molerats
red pandas
penguins
polar bears polar bears polar bears POLAR BEARS!!!!
short giraffes. i did not feel short next to them
funny monkeys--something that started with an l, not lemur
gorgeous gorgeous snakes
prolonged, vigorous kangaroo sex
unsuccessful tortoise sex--those slippery shells, the female got away easy, twice
rode an elephant
lions and tigers ate meat, oh my
sloth!