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[fleurdelhiver]

If I hear one more person talking about what a joy and what a miracle pregnancy is, I will scream. I swear.

I just wanted to style my hair.

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[bitter_faith]

Why, what ha....oh. OH. Right away, dear. Although I can't promise to style it too much, I'm probably not very good at that. But I'll put it back.

...and if I'm laughing, it's at those women who say that it's such a joy. That wouldn't be my...aunt-in-law, would it?

[fleurdelhiver]

Thank you darling. I just want it back to blonde. I look ridiculous.

I believe you. But you have three seconds to stop laughing or I can not be held responsible for what my magic does. And, yes. It was my aunt.

[bitter_faith]

Back to blonde it will go, no problem. The blue is rather silly. Pink would have looked alright...or green. But the blonde will always win.

My lips are sealed. Honest. And...well, I'm sure she didn't enjoy it much either. Old women are like that.

[fleurdelhiver]

Ew. Not green. That would make me look sickly. Or like I've been swimming and didn't wash my hair afterward.

She has probably just forgotten how it really was.

[bitter_faith]

It would be a rather patriotic choice of colour, though. Even so, blonde will always be my favourite.

It tends to happen, they have a warped, sunshine and rainbows view of the past.