Dec 03, 2004 13:19
Inspired by Vic's journal:
Five Celebrities I'd Sleep with If They Turned Up on My Doorstep
1. Sting and Bono - They'd have to come together
2. Robert Downey, Jr. - For the conversation
3. Sean Bean - that's just sensible
4. Bernard Kerik - because I actually read his book when it came out; and if he's not afraid of terrorists, he's probably not afraid to kill bugs.
5. Mickey Rooney - sure, he's 84, but since I dragged my ass 10 hours in the car to see his show in Branson, MO and only got 1 show-biz ancecdote/film clip from him for every 6 holiday songs performed by the Lennon Brothers, he owes me. I'd make him do to me whatever he did to get 8 women to marry him, and then I'd let him nap.