All part of a days work...
Every day when I make my way to the ladies room, there is at least one cup of pee on top of the toilet. I kind of shake my head and think to myself how I hope they wrote their name on the cup before they went since I'm the one who usually gets the pen afterwards.
My every day is full of stool samples and phone calls from frantic people who don't realize that what is important to them is just that.
Or really calm people who use kitchen knives to chop their frozen coffee, drink their slushy coffee and then realize half of the knife is missing and might actually be inside them. She seriously called and asked me what I think she should do.
The E.R. gets black eyes and we get the sword swallower.
And I get some good stories.
My every day is full of stool samples and phone calls from frantic people who don't realize that what is important to them is just that.
Or really calm people who use kitchen knives to chop their frozen coffee, drink their slushy coffee and then realize half of the knife is missing and might actually be inside them. She seriously called and asked me what I think she should do.
The E.R. gets black eyes and we get the sword swallower.
And I get some good stories.