I am feeling silly
Dear John Krasinski:
Let's just get one thing out of the way: You are my soul-mate.
Whew, now that you know that, we can get on to talking about your latest movie. Why? I mean, you were A-freaking-DORABLE in it, but why did you let them make it so dumb? I admit from the reviews, I went in fully expecting for it to be the worst movie ever, and thankfully it was not. The end was terrible, but being able to watch you for a couple hours for $4 wasn't bad. Come on, as the sexiest man alive,* you can do way better!
The best part of the movie-going experience for me was the preview for "Dan In Real Life." How could you let Steve Carell look cuter than you? If my love for you was not so deep, I would transfer it all to Steve. His acting in this preview makes him appear even cuter than "Virgin's" climax (pun intended). And I loved "Virgin's" climax (tee hee)!
Now, we both know you have been amazing every second you are on "The Office," and I can't wait til season 4, because I know your amazingness will continue. Though, please I beg you, don't make another stupid movie. You can definitely handle movies, I have no doubt, but if you continue to lower yourself to mediocrity like "License," others will lose faith, you will lose your credibility, and we can't have that happen. I'm just looking out for you.
Please, John. I know I will never get to meet you, let alone marry you (forcing me to come to terms with the fact that I will probably never be completely happy), so at least do this for me. Please, just make good movies, ok?
Love
Alison
*In People's latest sexy man issue, you were actually only a mug on a page of smart hot guys, but I still maintain you would have made a way better cover man than stupid Matthew-what's-his-name, who makes the dumbest movies on the planet. Since People must like dumb, I am giving you the title you so rightly deserve.
Let's just get one thing out of the way: You are my soul-mate.
Whew, now that you know that, we can get on to talking about your latest movie. Why? I mean, you were A-freaking-DORABLE in it, but why did you let them make it so dumb? I admit from the reviews, I went in fully expecting for it to be the worst movie ever, and thankfully it was not. The end was terrible, but being able to watch you for a couple hours for $4 wasn't bad. Come on, as the sexiest man alive,* you can do way better!
The best part of the movie-going experience for me was the preview for "Dan In Real Life." How could you let Steve Carell look cuter than you? If my love for you was not so deep, I would transfer it all to Steve. His acting in this preview makes him appear even cuter than "Virgin's" climax (pun intended). And I loved "Virgin's" climax (tee hee)!
Now, we both know you have been amazing every second you are on "The Office," and I can't wait til season 4, because I know your amazingness will continue. Though, please I beg you, don't make another stupid movie. You can definitely handle movies, I have no doubt, but if you continue to lower yourself to mediocrity like "License," others will lose faith, you will lose your credibility, and we can't have that happen. I'm just looking out for you.
Please, John. I know I will never get to meet you, let alone marry you (forcing me to come to terms with the fact that I will probably never be completely happy), so at least do this for me. Please, just make good movies, ok?
Love
Alison
*In People's latest sexy man issue, you were actually only a mug on a page of smart hot guys, but I still maintain you would have made a way better cover man than stupid Matthew-what's-his-name, who makes the dumbest movies on the planet. Since People must like dumb, I am giving you the title you so rightly deserve.