old quotes from facebook
i've decided my facebook profile is kinda too long, so i am taking some of the quotes and putting them here, because I still want to have them SOMEWHERE :)
"The Sisterhood" quotes:
I'm saving myself for marriage
Your psychic ability is extrodinary!
Every girl wants to be a BAT
I don't want to be a DIP who eats to many chips and dip
Right now, during rush, is the time to join (a sorority)
I'm a virgin
Her name is Samantha. Samantha is completely and totally in love with you
I'm not letting someone go, the only person I have something in common with
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"slotted/slotted" ~ All you really need in life
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"Caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaallllllllll meeeeeeeee!!!" ~Me, Wonetha, Ashley, Antone, or Nick
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"Procrastination is like masturbation, it feels good while you're doing it, but in the end you're just screwing yourself."
~Unknown
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Danielle: "I put out everytime I get drunk"
My quote from the fridge: "I put out if we have sex"
Danielle: "You're gonna end up like Matt"
Me: "Maybe it was something to do with putting out"
Danielle: "I think with my penis"
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Ted: "That's very 'Sex and the City'."
Alison: "No, actually, it was more like 'Groping in the Ghetto.'"
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"It's only NOON! We have so much more time to drink!"
~This is what drunk Danielle said just after midnight when she looked at my clock on the way to Taco Bell.
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"What does a condom look like?" ~Mark W. Smith
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"I don't like bones; they get in the way."
~Mark W. Smith
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"I'm not a freak; I just like to have sex a lot."
~Merissa Ferguson
"The Sisterhood" quotes:
I'm saving myself for marriage
Your psychic ability is extrodinary!
Every girl wants to be a BAT
I don't want to be a DIP who eats to many chips and dip
Right now, during rush, is the time to join (a sorority)
I'm a virgin
Her name is Samantha. Samantha is completely and totally in love with you
I'm not letting someone go, the only person I have something in common with
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"slotted/slotted" ~ All you really need in life
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"Caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaallllllllll meeeeeeeee!!!" ~Me, Wonetha, Ashley, Antone, or Nick
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"Procrastination is like masturbation, it feels good while you're doing it, but in the end you're just screwing yourself."
~Unknown
------------
Danielle: "I put out everytime I get drunk"
My quote from the fridge: "I put out if we have sex"
Danielle: "You're gonna end up like Matt"
Me: "Maybe it was something to do with putting out"
Danielle: "I think with my penis"
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Ted: "That's very 'Sex and the City'."
Alison: "No, actually, it was more like 'Groping in the Ghetto.'"
------------
"It's only NOON! We have so much more time to drink!"
~This is what drunk Danielle said just after midnight when she looked at my clock on the way to Taco Bell.
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"What does a condom look like?" ~Mark W. Smith
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"I don't like bones; they get in the way."
~Mark W. Smith
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"I'm not a freak; I just like to have sex a lot."
~Merissa Ferguson