momma was an opium smoker
Erm... hi! Remember me? Feels like forever since I updated, but I think it's only about two weeks. Hope you all are well and nothing too awful has happened in my absence. Please please please link me to anything I've missed. Please don't make me skip=3 billion.
I have been writing while I've been away and have started a truly terrible and self-indulgent J2 AU. It's not the mildly more intelligent and worthy AU I was expecting to be writing, but... :/ I'm hoping to have the first part up tonight.
But as a 'Hey, I'm back' post, I thought I'd do a picspam of sorts. A while back, the ever-lovely vinylroad tagged for in this meme, about the 10 people I'd do without question, and here they are.
Clive Owen
I've been falling in love with this man for years. There is just something so unbelievably hot about the controlled and capable attitude he puts across. Love love love him. Knew I was in love with him for sure after seeing Gosford Park.
Joaquin Phoenix
Most beautiful man alive, though he is sorely in danger of losing that title if he continues sporting the ridiculous facial hair I've seen him with lately. I'm sure he's trying to portray himself as a 'srs actor' rather than an incredibly beautiful one, but ugly ugly beards are not the way forward. I get sad just thinking about his beard. :(
Jensen Ackles
Do I need to comment on this one?
Jason Momoa
I have never seen a single episode of SGA (and condolences to the SGA fans on the recent sad news, btw) but this man gives me plenty of reason to want to. He's just... he makes my knees go weak. He really really does.
Jean Reno
EEEEE! This man just... I have such incredible love for him. He is effortlessly hot, doesn't take himself too seriously, and just seems like so much fun. Plus, he's another guy who seems like he can take care of himself and that's just an automatic win as far as I'm concerned.
Jeffrey Dean Morgan
I don't care if The Comedian is a bad bad man. I don't care. JDM is hot and that shot of him in the trailer, grinning with his cigar and flamethrower, kills me DEAD.
John Cusack
He's adorable and intelligent and there is no way in hell I could say no to this man.
Nick Cave
Okay, I actually find him alarmingly unattractive physically, but he has the kind of sex appeal that you just can't escape. Is it thoroughly pretentious to be in love with someone's mind? Because I really really am. And he's so charismatic that he really doesn't need to be pretty. The video to Stagger Lee, where he's wearing skin-tight shiny pink trousers and an iddy-biddy t-shirt, and dancing? Really shouldn't be hot, and yet, it really really is.
Also, Stagger Lee may be insanely violent, with murder, infidelity and forced m/m blowjobs, but it's weirdly catchy. Here, allow me to demonstrate:
Rob Morrow
See, my type begins to emerge. Rob Morrow only recently made the list, due to me picking up on Numb3rs and falling for Don Eppes, Don Eppes in kevlar, Don Eppes and his gun!porn, and Don Eppes's control issues. For those of you that are interested, I wrote some Eppescest, which is posted over here.
Vincent Cassel
He and Monica Bellucci are my rl otp. They're awesomely hot together and Vincent is absolutely compelling on-screen. Plus, Vincent + capoeira is damn damn hot.
So, hey, talk to me, people!
I have been writing while I've been away and have started a truly terrible and self-indulgent J2 AU. It's not the mildly more intelligent and worthy AU I was expecting to be writing, but... :/ I'm hoping to have the first part up tonight.
But as a 'Hey, I'm back' post, I thought I'd do a picspam of sorts. A while back, the ever-lovely vinylroad tagged for in this meme, about the 10 people I'd do without question, and here they are.
Clive Owen
I've been falling in love with this man for years. There is just something so unbelievably hot about the controlled and capable attitude he puts across. Love love love him. Knew I was in love with him for sure after seeing Gosford Park.
Joaquin Phoenix
Most beautiful man alive, though he is sorely in danger of losing that title if he continues sporting the ridiculous facial hair I've seen him with lately. I'm sure he's trying to portray himself as a 'srs actor' rather than an incredibly beautiful one, but ugly ugly beards are not the way forward. I get sad just thinking about his beard. :(
Jensen Ackles
Do I need to comment on this one?
Jason Momoa
I have never seen a single episode of SGA (and condolences to the SGA fans on the recent sad news, btw) but this man gives me plenty of reason to want to. He's just... he makes my knees go weak. He really really does.
Jean Reno
EEEEE! This man just... I have such incredible love for him. He is effortlessly hot, doesn't take himself too seriously, and just seems like so much fun. Plus, he's another guy who seems like he can take care of himself and that's just an automatic win as far as I'm concerned.
Jeffrey Dean Morgan
I don't care if The Comedian is a bad bad man. I don't care. JDM is hot and that shot of him in the trailer, grinning with his cigar and flamethrower, kills me DEAD.
John Cusack
He's adorable and intelligent and there is no way in hell I could say no to this man.
Nick Cave
Okay, I actually find him alarmingly unattractive physically, but he has the kind of sex appeal that you just can't escape. Is it thoroughly pretentious to be in love with someone's mind? Because I really really am. And he's so charismatic that he really doesn't need to be pretty. The video to Stagger Lee, where he's wearing skin-tight shiny pink trousers and an iddy-biddy t-shirt, and dancing? Really shouldn't be hot, and yet, it really really is.
Also, Stagger Lee may be insanely violent, with murder, infidelity and forced m/m blowjobs, but it's weirdly catchy. Here, allow me to demonstrate:
Click to viewRob Morrow
See, my type begins to emerge. Rob Morrow only recently made the list, due to me picking up on Numb3rs and falling for Don Eppes, Don Eppes in kevlar, Don Eppes and his gun!porn, and Don Eppes's control issues. For those of you that are interested, I wrote some Eppescest, which is posted over here.
Vincent Cassel
He and Monica Bellucci are my rl otp. They're awesomely hot together and Vincent is absolutely compelling on-screen. Plus, Vincent + capoeira is damn damn hot.
So, hey, talk to me, people!