Sep 25, 2003 18:39
Sorry no lj-cut but I hardly write in here anymore so just bear with me (and have a good laugh).
submale10571 : hello
Mallory_Knox__ : hi sub
submale10571 : do you have any use for this boy?
Mallory_Knox__ : how old r u?
submale10571 : 22 Ma'am
Mallory_Knox__ : What am I? An old schoolmarm?? Don't call me Ma'am
Mallory_Knox__ : call me Sir
Mallory_Knox__ : Mr. Bear Sir
submale10571 : yes Sir
Mallory_Knox__ : that's better
submale10571 : *kneeling at Sir's feet*
Mallory_Knox__ : *kicks you*
submale10571 : *falls to his side at the kick*
Mallory_Knox__ : What a sissy boy you are
Mallory_Knox__ : *laughs*
submale10571 : *regains his composure on all fours*
Mallory_Knox__ : *Yells "What are you STARING AT!!!???"
submale10571 : nothing Sir
submale10571 : nothing
Mallory_Knox__ : go fetch me my whip
Mallory_Knox__ : I said GO!!!!!!!!!!!!
submale10571 : *crawls to the other side of the room,
reaches up and gets Sir's whip from the chair, brings it
over and hands it to Sir*
Mallory_Knox__ : I didn't say hand it to me! *Slaps your
face*
submale10571 : im sorry Sir *pulling the whip down*
Mallory_Knox__ : now look at the whip
submale10571 : *looks at it*
Mallory_Knox__ : wouldn't it look better if the handle was
in your asshole?
submale10571 : *sits silently, quivering*
Mallory_Knox__ : stop your shaking you pathetic thing!!!!!!!
submale10571 : *trys to stop shaking* Do you think it would
Sir...
Mallory_Knox__ : *smirks*
Mallory_Knox__ : I have a better idea
Mallory_Knox__ : *stands behind you*
Mallory_Knox__ : spread your legs wider boy
submale10571 : *spreads my legs as wide as i can*
Mallory_Knox__ : that is PATHETIC!!!!!!!!! *slaps your ass
cheeks hard with a red Twizzler*
submale10571 : *tries to force knees apart wider*
Mallory_Knox__ : OH NEVER MIND....
submale10571 : im sorry Sir
Mallory_Knox__ : Damn it... you are stupid
Mallory_Knox__ : close your legs
Mallory_Knox__ : NOW
submale10571 : *closes my legs quickly*
Mallory_Knox__ : your knees made a clank noise
Mallory_Knox__ : I did not like that
Mallory_Knox__ : head down on the floor NOW
Mallory_Knox__ : ass in the air
submale10571 : *put my head on the floor*
submale10571 : *ass in the eair*
Mallory_Knox__ : but keep your legs together
Mallory_Knox__ : you slut
submale10571 : *keping my thighs touching*
Mallory_Knox__ : *rips the whip out of your trembling hands*
Mallory_Knox__ : *paces slowly around you in a circle ogling
your naked shaking body*
submale10571 : *anticipation rises as i hear Sir's feet*
Mallory_Knox__ : I don't know if you are worth whipping
Mallory_Knox__ : *spits on your asscheeks*
Mallory_Knox__ : prove to me that you are worthy of my
lashing
submale10571 : i am not worth it Sir, i am nothing compared
to you
Mallory_Knox__ : that's damn right
Mallory_Knox__ : *grabs a glass from the counter*
Mallory_Knox__ : *pisses in glass*
Mallory_Knox__ : Are you thirsty?
submale10571 : no Sir
Mallory_Knox__ : that is the wrong answer
submale10571 : yes Sir
submale10571 : im thirsty
Mallory_Knox__ : tell me you want my piss
submale10571 : i want your piss
Mallory_Knox__ : you can't have it right now, you greedy
little worm
Mallory_Knox__ : You have a job to do
Mallory_Knox__ : See that bathtub over there?
submale10571 : yes Sir
Mallory_Knox__ : fill it with plain Dannon yogurt
Mallory_Knox__ : to the TOP damn it
submale10571 : where is the yogurt Sir?
Mallory_Knox__ : In the dungeon refrigerator of course
Mallory_Knox__ : and don't grab the fruit on the bottom shit
Mallory_Knox__ : I hate that shit
Mallory_Knox__ : DO YOU HEAR ME??????????
submale10571 : *crawls back and forth between the tub and
the refrigerator until the tub is full of yogurt*
Mallory_Knox__ : That is good but you got a bit on the floor
submale10571 : im sorry Sir.
Mallory_Knox__ : you will be sorry
submale10571 : would you like me to clean it?
Mallory_Knox__ : yes, your tongue will make a fine sponge
submale10571 : *pressing my face slowly to the ground i
press my tongue to the floor*
Mallory_Knox__ : *watches you carefully*
submale10571 : *licking up the spilled yogurt, until the
floor is spotless*
Mallory_Knox__ : that is not very sexy. Do it in a sexy way
Mallory_Knox__ : make your body undulate like a snake
submale10571 : *begins doing it in a forced seductive manner*
submale10571 : *making my body move like a snake along the
floor*
Mallory_Knox__ : oh never mind... you are hopeless
Mallory_Knox__ : just get these empty yogurt containers to
the trash
Mallory_Knox__ : NOW
Mallory_Knox__ : and turn on the stereo
submale10571 : *quickly scrambles to get all the containers
into the garbage can*
submale10571 : *turning on the stereo*
Mallory_Knox__ : *slowly slips into the tub full of yogurt*
Mallory_Knox__ : Ahhhhhhhhhh this is wonderful
Mallory_Knox__ : Now... come to me
submale10571 : *crawls to Sir*
Mallory_Knox__ : sing with the music. It is "Magic" by
Olivia Newton John
Mallory_Knox__ : and sing it like she sings it
Mallory_Knox__ : like the little fairy that you are
submale10571 : i dont know the lyrics Sir
Mallory_Knox__ : DON'T know the LYRICS??!?!?!
submale10571 : no Sir...
Mallory_Knox__ : *gets enraged*
Mallory_Knox__ : *steps out of gooey yogurt tub*
Mallory_Knox__ : *makes angry constipated faces*
Mallory_Knox__ : *reaches for whip with yogurt covered hand*
Mallory_Knox__ : HOW COULD YOU NOT KNOW THE LYRICS!?!?!?!?
submale10571 : i do not know them Sir, i'm sorry
Mallory_Knox__ : finger your ass for me NOW
Mallory_Knox__ : and repeat after me
Mallory_Knox__ : "Got to believe we are magic"
Mallory_Knox__ : "nothing can stand in our way"
Mallory_Knox__ : Do IT NOW
submale10571 : *fingering my ass* Got to believe we are
magic, nothing can stand in our way
Mallory_Knox__ : finger it FASTER!!!!!
submale10571 : *going faster*
Mallory_Knox__ : sing the lyrics in a high-pitched voice
Mallory_Knox__ : like Olivia!!!!!!!!!!!!
submale10571 : *heightening the pitch of my voice, like
olivia*
Mallory_Knox__ : that will never do
Mallory_Knox__ : *grabs your balls and squeezes roughly*
submale10571 has left the conversation.
Mallory_Knox__ : hey! :( *pouts*