[fic] Nice Hands, Wanna Frag?
For the Valentine's challenge, though I'm not sure it quite fits the bill. It kinda took on a life of its own, lol.
Oh, and for the sake of this piece, I'm retconning Alex's remark in the Sparks epilogue about her and Optimus being around each other for the last twenty years. It's more like 5 or 10.
Title: Nice Hands, Wanna Frag?
Length: One-shot. Maybe? :P
Rating: mild M
Warnings: Xeno? Cursing? Nothing too graphic
Setting: Sparks 'verse, which is AU 2007 'verse
Pairings/Characters: OFC Alex/Megatron, Ratchet, Barricade, Optimus, mentions of others
Summary: There were numerous reasons, not all of them involving fearing for her physical safety, that Optimus dreaded Alex and Megatron meeting. This had never been one of them. But it really, really should have been.
Words Used: battery, pink bunny, barbecue, condom, glasses
( Because having your best friend and your brother meet while you're absent and they're drunk is NEVER a good thing )
Oh, and for the sake of this piece, I'm retconning Alex's remark in the Sparks epilogue about her and Optimus being around each other for the last twenty years. It's more like 5 or 10.
Title: Nice Hands, Wanna Frag?
Length: One-shot. Maybe? :P
Rating: mild M
Warnings: Xeno? Cursing? Nothing too graphic
Setting: Sparks 'verse, which is AU 2007 'verse
Pairings/Characters: OFC Alex/Megatron, Ratchet, Barricade, Optimus, mentions of others
Summary: There were numerous reasons, not all of them involving fearing for her physical safety, that Optimus dreaded Alex and Megatron meeting. This had never been one of them. But it really, really should have been.
Words Used: battery, pink bunny, barbecue, condom, glasses
( Because having your best friend and your brother meet while you're absent and they're drunk is NEVER a good thing )