Pooh Cookies?
So I had some Burger King chicken fries today with honey mustard. Strangely 2 hours later I took a dump and it smelled oddly familiar. My pooh smelled like chicken fries and honey mustard. As if that wasn't grosse enough it got me to thinking about pooh. I wonder if you had a cookie cutter glued to your butthole if your pooh would drop into the toilet in the sape of the cutter. Wouldn't that be neat? To have pooh shaped like stars or pumpkins or some other festive holiday weirdness. Imagine the look when you pooh and don't flush in a public restroom. The next person to come in is totally gonna look and be like "what the f?"