Luddite
My s-i-l gave me her old outdated deactivated blackberry, the one whose keypad has two letters per key, yes? With practice I may be able to use it as a pocket memorandum and address book, since I keep losing the slips of paper on which I write things. Right now I'm still trying to enter 'shopping list.' Have managed to enter 'sohp', which I suppose is progress.