Ohmygodsheerrevulsion.
Think Teh Revolting Housemate (whose name is Abimbola, also known as Abimbasshole) was nasty before? Today, she managed to surpass all conceivable boundaries of hygiene and revoltingness.
After we confronted her about marking her territory with pee during the first week, she's more or less left us alone. She 'sings' really loudly and off-key (to the point that you can't recognise the song she's singing at ALL) and gives her keys to her friends, but that's all bearable.
A month ago, someone pressed our intercom repeatedly for 5 minutes (and it's deafening), and later Friend heard Abimbastard giggling with her friends who were in our suite, asking them whether the intercom had been loud and annoying. So the next time the intercom went nuts, I raced down the corridor and 6 flights of stairs half-wearing my shoes only to find: yup, Abimbasshole leaning up against the wall with her thumb comfortably on the buzzer. Bizatch. So I managed to catch my breath long enough to make a disparaging remark, and then turned and left. She later came up and. apologised. very. slowly. Score one for us!
But now onto the utterly revolting mindnumbiness. She tends to throw her garbage on the floor (think rotting bones on the kitchen floor) and spit her chewing gum onto the kitchen counter, which is bad enough... BUT! Two weeks ago she threw a wadded up ball of paper next to the garbage, and neither Friend or I have picked it up since we didn't want to clean up after her.
Wait. That's not just paper.
She threw a used sanitary pad on the floor in the kitchen. I know she pisses on seats, doesn't wash her hands and leaves her bones lying around on the floor, but: OMGWTFYO.
So Friend and I re-bonded over Abimbeachedwhale's latest act of disgustingness, dumped all her crap into one garbage can using chopsticks, and left it blocking her door. Should make for fireworks, but I'm kind of interested in hearing what she says to us, lol .. "Um. that's. not. mine."
Sigh. Rez.
After we confronted her about marking her territory with pee during the first week, she's more or less left us alone. She 'sings' really loudly and off-key (to the point that you can't recognise the song she's singing at ALL) and gives her keys to her friends, but that's all bearable.
A month ago, someone pressed our intercom repeatedly for 5 minutes (and it's deafening), and later Friend heard Abimbastard giggling with her friends who were in our suite, asking them whether the intercom had been loud and annoying. So the next time the intercom went nuts, I raced down the corridor and 6 flights of stairs half-wearing my shoes only to find: yup, Abimbasshole leaning up against the wall with her thumb comfortably on the buzzer. Bizatch. So I managed to catch my breath long enough to make a disparaging remark, and then turned and left. She later came up and. apologised. very. slowly. Score one for us!
But now onto the utterly revolting mindnumbiness. She tends to throw her garbage on the floor (think rotting bones on the kitchen floor) and spit her chewing gum onto the kitchen counter, which is bad enough... BUT! Two weeks ago she threw a wadded up ball of paper next to the garbage, and neither Friend or I have picked it up since we didn't want to clean up after her.
Wait. That's not just paper.
She threw a used sanitary pad on the floor in the kitchen. I know she pisses on seats, doesn't wash her hands and leaves her bones lying around on the floor, but: OMGWTFYO.
So Friend and I re-bonded over Abimbeachedwhale's latest act of disgustingness, dumped all her crap into one garbage can using chopsticks, and left it blocking her door. Should make for fireworks, but I'm kind of interested in hearing what she says to us, lol .. "Um. that's. not. mine."
Sigh. Rez.