Kinky comment fic prompt because seriously

[fleete]

Dear fandom,
I am distracted from writing my dissertation right now because a guy is spanking another guy over his jeans with a police baton about four feet in front of me.  The bottom is leaning over a table, and the top is alternating between light hits and digging the butt of the baton into each cheek. I'm in a coffee shop, one that explicitly

Comments

[jelazakazone]

I think you are the one who needs to be writing porn for us:) Just saying:D My excuse? I'm in the Cayman Islands eating and sleeping.

[analise010]

You are such a kinky slut, in the cutest way possible. The fact that someone is doing this in SanFran and that it's socially acceptable means that I need to make a trip to Cali. (>_<)