07 Curses | Voice

Feb 14, 2010 20:43

'A flatchested carrot-topped tart?'Really? I know that it's true, but that doesn't mean I want to hear it from other people. People who, might I add, didn't even have the spine to sign their names. Is this some culture's way of celebrating the fact that Saint Valentine had his head chopped off ( Read more... )

ic, ugh, haha very funny, foooood, so done with this

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idkmybfftony February 15 2010, 02:56:10 UTC
It's good to know that not all of the letters were completely false, hehehe!

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fleeingcurses February 15 2010, 03:07:54 UTC
Oh, so you got some calling you an intelligent and kind-hearted individual? If you need some truth I've got a nice set of stationery here.

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idkmybfftony February 15 2010, 03:24:41 UTC
Why, did they get sent to you by mistake?

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fleeingcurses February 15 2010, 03:29:18 UTC
[snigger]

What? No kind words at all for our resident valiant hero? I'm shocked.

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idkmybfftony February 15 2010, 03:35:28 UTC
[A pause. Wait, why is she insulting? Obviously, his wit has stunned her into laughter, so he laughs as well. Nasally laughter ftw.]

Of course not! Because this event is about being mean via old fashioned methods of communication! You should pay more attention!

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fleeingcurses February 15 2010, 03:43:03 UTC
[oh god, that laugh is going to be used against him at a later time.]

Why should I when I have you to be my faithful newspaper? But we're limited to old fashioned, hm? Does that mean I should go flood your room with smoke signals instead of calling you an idiot over this?

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idkmybfftony February 15 2010, 03:47:22 UTC
[Oh, so much can be used against him..]

....wait, Russia still makes you use smoke signals?

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fleeingcurses February 15 2010, 03:49:17 UTC
[it's almost criminal to take advantage of them.]

You mean that you don't? It's all the rage now.

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idkmybfftony February 15 2010, 03:50:12 UTC
Only Indians use smoke signals!

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fleeingcurses February 15 2010, 03:54:25 UTC
Then congratulations to Britain for keeping up with the times. Looks like you've fallen woefully behind. What's old is new, can't you tell?

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idkmybfftony February 15 2010, 03:56:41 UTC
...what.

England is a loser. What he does is never cool!

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fleeingcurses February 15 2010, 03:58:07 UTC
I meant the country, not you scruffy-haired friend in mental illness.

Maybe England's become so uncool it's cool again. All I know is what's fashionable. And from the sound of it, you aren't.

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idkmybfftony February 15 2010, 03:58:50 UTC
England's England. He's the only England I know!

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fleeingcurses February 15 2010, 04:00:40 UTC
Well don't look at me. It's not my fault if you know the wrong England!

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idkmybfftony February 15 2010, 04:15:05 UTC
...uhm. No. There's only one, thank the heavens.

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fleeingcurses February 15 2010, 04:17:39 UTC
You sure? I hear there's a lot of people going around mimicking English culture. Positive you don't know one of them?

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