It's that time again!
Classifieds... Part III or IV (I don't remember)
Wanted: someone to take over payments on a 98 ford contour. Car is in very good condition.
***Dude, if I'm taking over payments, I'd appreciate having the car, too. Is that part of the deal? Maybe you just need a wife.
For Sale: Hand made, chunky, thermal sweaters. $50.00 each.
***Is that the size? Chunky?
Wanted: Looking for friendly farmers who will let me walk through their plowed fields looking for indian relics. Willing to share my finds or could exchange odd jobs.
***I don't know how many INDIAN relics you're planning on finding in North America...but happy hunting!
Wanted: interested in buying a cheap vehicle in good condition if anyone would have one can they please post it on here or e-mail me about it thanks
***Matt says he'll consider selling his bike. Give him a call.
Wanted: WV Couple seeking adoption of newborn, please email with any leads, Thanks!
***Hmmmm... just how much are you willing to pay? I might be able to help you out with that...
Wanted: I AM LOOKING FOR SOME FULL GROWN GUINEAS IF YOU HAVE ANY OR KNOW OF ANY PLEASE GIVE ME A CALL THANKS
***You might find some if you travel to New Guinea.
Wanted: Looking for a house to rent. My lease is up in October were i live and wife is going to have baby in september.Desperately needing a house that i can have animals too. HELP!!!
***Try a stable. It worked for baby Jesus. You can have all the animals you want in there.
For Sale: Green 2002 Grizzly 660. Like new with 1100 miles. Comes with wench mounting kit. $5,500 firm.
***Man, you still haven't found anyone who wants the wench mounting kit? Try asking a pirate. They like wenches. Oh, and maybe the circus would take the green bear.
For Sale: alto saxaphone very good condition
***Consider this. If you were a parent, would YOU buy this for your kid? I think I'd rather buy my kid a nice quiet little flute.
For Sale: 2 ball pythons
***Snakes have balls?
For Sale: COUNTRY CHARMER, COZY WOOD BURNING FIREPLACELOT SIZE IS 6075 SQUARE FEET, PEACEFUL AND LAID BACK.
ONE MILE FROM LEWIS WETZEL PUBLIC HUNTING GROUNDSTHIRTEEN MILE FROM TYLER COUNTY SPEEDWAY, TWO LAKES WITHIN FIFTEEN MILE.HEATED WITH NATURAL GAS.
***Wow! You can heat lakes these days with natural gas? This new technology just astounds me!
Found: adult male black and tan hound wearing black nylon collar and a younger (approx. 1yr old) female ? hound. Gentle. Make inquires at the Tygart Valley Regional Jail construction site at Norton.
***Sounds like a shady deal...
For Sale: 4 ball pythons,30 gallon tank and heat rock for 250.00
***OMG, these snakes have four balls AND a heat rock. I'll have to take them over the 2 ball ones.
Vacation Rental: VACATION RENTAL available in Huttonsville.
***They forgot to mention the fact that you have to commit a crime to get to go there. Vacations for 20 to life, guys!
For Sale: Maternity clothes sizes small to some large (jeans,capris,shirts,shorts.some items still have tags) asking $30.00 for all.one baby bouncie has music and vibrator,asking $5.00.
***If you had just used the vibrator in the first place, you wouldn't have to worry about selling all those maternity clothes.
Wanted: someone to take over payments on a 98 ford contour. Car is in very good condition.
***Dude, if I'm taking over payments, I'd appreciate having the car, too. Is that part of the deal? Maybe you just need a wife.
For Sale: Hand made, chunky, thermal sweaters. $50.00 each.
***Is that the size? Chunky?
Wanted: Looking for friendly farmers who will let me walk through their plowed fields looking for indian relics. Willing to share my finds or could exchange odd jobs.
***I don't know how many INDIAN relics you're planning on finding in North America...but happy hunting!
Wanted: interested in buying a cheap vehicle in good condition if anyone would have one can they please post it on here or e-mail me about it thanks
***Matt says he'll consider selling his bike. Give him a call.
Wanted: WV Couple seeking adoption of newborn, please email with any leads, Thanks!
***Hmmmm... just how much are you willing to pay? I might be able to help you out with that...
Wanted: I AM LOOKING FOR SOME FULL GROWN GUINEAS IF YOU HAVE ANY OR KNOW OF ANY PLEASE GIVE ME A CALL THANKS
***You might find some if you travel to New Guinea.
Wanted: Looking for a house to rent. My lease is up in October were i live and wife is going to have baby in september.Desperately needing a house that i can have animals too. HELP!!!
***Try a stable. It worked for baby Jesus. You can have all the animals you want in there.
For Sale: Green 2002 Grizzly 660. Like new with 1100 miles. Comes with wench mounting kit. $5,500 firm.
***Man, you still haven't found anyone who wants the wench mounting kit? Try asking a pirate. They like wenches. Oh, and maybe the circus would take the green bear.
For Sale: alto saxaphone very good condition
***Consider this. If you were a parent, would YOU buy this for your kid? I think I'd rather buy my kid a nice quiet little flute.
For Sale: 2 ball pythons
***Snakes have balls?
For Sale: COUNTRY CHARMER, COZY WOOD BURNING FIREPLACELOT SIZE IS 6075 SQUARE FEET, PEACEFUL AND LAID BACK.
ONE MILE FROM LEWIS WETZEL PUBLIC HUNTING GROUNDSTHIRTEEN MILE FROM TYLER COUNTY SPEEDWAY, TWO LAKES WITHIN FIFTEEN MILE.HEATED WITH NATURAL GAS.
***Wow! You can heat lakes these days with natural gas? This new technology just astounds me!
Found: adult male black and tan hound wearing black nylon collar and a younger (approx. 1yr old) female ? hound. Gentle. Make inquires at the Tygart Valley Regional Jail construction site at Norton.
***Sounds like a shady deal...
For Sale: 4 ball pythons,30 gallon tank and heat rock for 250.00
***OMG, these snakes have four balls AND a heat rock. I'll have to take them over the 2 ball ones.
Vacation Rental: VACATION RENTAL available in Huttonsville.
***They forgot to mention the fact that you have to commit a crime to get to go there. Vacations for 20 to life, guys!
For Sale: Maternity clothes sizes small to some large (jeans,capris,shirts,shorts.some items still have tags) asking $30.00 for all.one baby bouncie has music and vibrator,asking $5.00.
***If you had just used the vibrator in the first place, you wouldn't have to worry about selling all those maternity clothes.