Life is not a bowl full of cherries when your cat seriously wants to kill you...
This morning Trent tried to kill me. He tried to strangle me. I know that sounds weird, but it's completely true. You can ask Matt. I was petting Trent on the couch and he swatted me. So I stared at him. He stared at me. I could see this demonic look in his eyes and it scared me. Suddenly, he leapt up and threw his arms around my neck. He clawed me and left scratches. I got really angry and started crying because I couldn't believe my own son was trying to kill me. I better not ever have real kids.