Dec 13, 2004 17:30
Ok so I come home from school today with marg and her mom. Her mom had to drive me because I needed to stay after for video production. As we pull into the driveway I notice a strange vehicle in my driveway. It's a large white truck with letters on the back of it spelling out "Think God". So at first Im thinking someone is trying to sell their religion to us or something. Then I get a good look inside the car and realize that no one is inside. So then I think they must be waiting at my door. So I go up to my doorway and there was a vacant space in front of the door. So I have Marg come inside with me because well... I was fucking scared! I mean mysterious white trucks with letters proclaiming god on the back doesnt exactly scream you won the lottery. So I go inside with Marg and we are calling all around my house and no one answers back. I then left a message on the answering machine at my neighbors house just in case. Then I told Marg she would go and I locked the door behind her.
I go online to proclaim this message to the world and then I hear footsteps coming up to the door. Then the doorbell rings. I look out the window to my driveway and I only see the white truck left. Assuming the worst I turn the corner from my sister's room into the kitchen and look to the door. I see Marg nocking on the window with her mom and a feeling of relief comes rushing back. They come inside and say they didnt want to leave me alone. I guess I just didnt see marg's car in the driveway. So then I call my mom at work and it turns out... the scariest information of all... the car belongs to... us... sigh... This sort of thing only happens to my family. Of all the vehicles my parents could have gotten, they got the Jesus Truck. Well I am sure sooner or later my parents will drive me to school in it so if you see that white "think god" van... Its me!