what the crap

[flaxattack]

There is a biohazard bag in my refrigerator. It's very strange to go downstairs to your kitchen looking for club soda and find a bag of god knows what kind of "sample" next to the orange juice. I took pictures.

Also, "fish-faced Dave Matthews homunculus John Mayer" is the funniest thing I've read in a while, not to mention an awesomely apt description.